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    Posted 2011-11-25 08:29:45 on The New York Fed Is Not Buying Any Crazy CDS Conspiracy Theories

    I don't know why you guys complain all the time. I really enjoy Matt's stuff. He actually know what he's talking about which is a rare thing in a financial market commentator.

  2. 2
    Posted 2009-06-23 14:12:58 on Don’t Drink The Water

    This is probably the best and most interesting post I've seen yet on Dealbreaker. A little more profanity and it would have been flawless.

  3. 3
    Posted 2009-05-21 14:58:07 on Expensive And Beautiful Silk Panty Garments- For Everyone!

    Wait - does anyone NOT get at least two weeks of paid vacation a year? What the hell sort of country is this? I've lived/worked here for almost 10 years, and it never occurred to me that there were full time jobs which didn't get paid vacation. That's just weird. I bet none of those jobs pay more than $50k.

  4. 4
    Posted 2009-05-21 14:47:57 on We Need To Have A Chat: About Commenting On Dealbreaker

    Too meta, didn't discuss

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    Posted 2009-04-22 12:22:49 on How Much Is Killing Mark-to-Market Worth To You?

    Wow - that's quite a difference. All this messing with accounting rules has really made it impossible to determine exactly what's going on inside banks. Not that it was ever easy, but now it seems like management can just make up whatever they want. Means I don't know whether to remove my shorts or not!

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    Posted 2009-04-07 09:17:51 on Layoffs Watch ’09: RBS

    Jobs are all back-office according to Bloomberg, so not like it matters...

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    Posted 2009-03-11 13:22:52 on Not Pointing Any Fingers (Ah-Mer-Ric-Ka) But Someone’s Been Making This Harder Than It Needs To Be

    A haiku for Gordon: Took all the credit, but none of the damn blame, wonky eyed scots twat

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    Posted 2009-03-02 09:29:52 on Doomed!

    7125 - Come on the Dow! Need a rally to reset the shorts...

  9. 9
    Posted 2009-01-28 12:07:12 on DROP EVERYTHING

    Wait, it's my wedding anniversary today, can I get a present too?

  10. 10
    Posted 2009-01-12 11:54:22 on The Final Countdown

    Looks to me like he's already hoarding jewels in those chubby cheeks of his. Someone should take a look and see if he's got $20bn in bearer bonds stuffed into his cheek pouches like a little embezzling chipmunk.

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    Posted 2008-12-16 14:44:30 on Bonus Watch ’08: MS

    Friend of mine who is a prop trader tells me that his comp went from 8% of revenue in a normal year, to a mere 2% of revenue this year. He's not pleased - was expecting 4%!

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    Posted 2008-10-30 12:18:55 on Afternoon Dow Winner / Dow Close Contest

    8825.2

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    Posted 2008-10-30 09:23:11 on All Guard Dogs Go To Heaven?

    Wow. What a downer. Talk about life being a bitch.

  14. 14
    Posted 2008-10-10 12:41:10 on Overheard At Morgan Stanley

    Clearly you guys are in equities. Us fixed income ballers are leaving by 2pm...

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    Posted 2008-10-09 16:05:12 on Adventures In Absurdly Unfounded, Highly Suspect Rumors

    Only major unwind going on today is GLG, and that's single figure billions I think.

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    Posted 2008-10-09 15:56:43 on <89700

    8523.... Then below 8k tomorrow. And it'll still be overvalued.