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    Posted 2011-09-16 16:08:19 on Guy Accused Of Sending Employee Clips Featuring Him Getting Romantic With Himself Modeling New Company After Berkshire Hathaway

    On his personal website, he lists that he "obtained his CFP education from Boston University?" Any takers on whether this asshat actually is a CFP?? Or that he attended Harvard grad school??

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    Posted 2011-05-02 13:49:00 on Jury Still Not Sure Whether Or Not Raj Rajaratnam Made Those Trades By Being ‘Amazingly Well-Educated On The Issues’ Or Through Inside Information

    3 years, 4 months... and no turkey dinner for Thanksgiving.

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    Posted 2011-04-25 14:02:00 on Compensation Watch ’11: UBS Raises Base Pay

    Yup, only on the IBD - nothing for the rest of the group.

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    Posted 2011-04-21 12:43:00 on Short Of Paying People Well/Period, Is There Anything UBS Can Do To Make People Want To Work There?

    And assholes like Simon J and Darren T?

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    Posted 2011-04-19 12:25:00 on Memphis Banker Knows Of Mythical 19-Hole Golf Course

    I agree... That would significantly mess up the rate of play. Especially, if everyone in your foursome wanted to get theres. If they had said after the 18th hole, or in a special room in the club house, I could have believed it. At most clubs, if you stopped for a bj and slowed down the 15 foursomes behind you, you would get free anal from a 9 iron as a bonus.

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    Posted 2011-03-31 17:33:00 on Banker Who Fears She’s “Too Good Looking” For This Business Seeks Advice

    I complete agree with this, actually. In my previous role at a big Swiss bank (not CS), I definitely noticed that. There were some girls who would try to get by on their looks alone and were basically empty suits (but damn good looking ones) and then other desks, usually the ones with more women, may have been more moderate in their looks but no one cared as everyone was just trying to make money.

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    Posted 2011-03-30 18:46:00 on Paul Krugman Nominates Alan Greenspan For Worst Ex-Fed Chair In History

    Bess... Wanna date?

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    Posted 2011-03-25 20:39:00 on Unfounded Rumor Of The Morning: Which Bank’s “Water Guy” Was Arrested For Installing Some Unauthorized Cameras?

    Hey Lawanda... The original article just said a water delivery guy, people surmised it might be Steve, or it might be some other guy. Either way no one knew for sure and this article was about trying to get more facts. Try reading the articles, and not the comments.

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    Posted 2011-03-25 17:52:00 on Caption Contest Friday

    What the fuck's a frush?

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    Posted 2008-10-01 15:37:26 on This Is Definitely Going To Be An Issue For Brownback

    @1 I'll shit on your first post and then stab you with a flaming wooden arrow. How's that?

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    Posted 2008-09-25 15:48:40 on FDIC Goes ‘Onion’ On Bloomberg’s Ass

    Sounds like FDIC is taking some cues from the bond insurance playbook. Suck it, critics.

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    Posted 2008-09-25 13:51:39 on Dodd: “We Have Reached A Fundamental Agreement On Certain Principles” “In Anticipation Of Your Questions, We Will Not Be Taking Questions”

    Reverse consumer stimulus checks getting drafted in t-minus 6 months...

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    Posted 2008-09-19 16:06:50 on Who Wants A Rolls?

    Who wants a mustache ride??