BruceWayne

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    Posted 2008-07-25 15:43:34 on Erin Burnett: A Real Piece Of Work

    Am I the only idiot that googled Trisha Takanawa hoping to see a hot piece of Asian ass?

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    Posted 2008-07-24 15:49:32 on Happy Time for Hedgies

    @13 I hear Dan Loeb can pin his legs behind his ears. Something no man with an adequate nutsack should attempt. Always mind your surroundings, always protect your jewels.

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    Posted 2008-07-23 00:34:59 on Bruce Wayne: Your Typical Self-Dealing Corporate Chieftain Lionized By Wall Street

    Carney's foreskin + a brillo pad + my elbow grease = :-)

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    Posted 2008-07-22 18:59:32 on Blackstone: The Once And Future Kings Of Lehman Brothers?

    @#10 It almost happened. Earlier Kravis was looking to take a huge equity stake until Schwartz killed the idea. He didn't want to scare away business that would be upset with Kravis on board. The weekend of the fire sale at Bear there was a team of KKR people going through the cooked books.

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    Posted 2008-07-21 11:41:52 on The Dark Knight: A Better Class Of Criminal?

    Note to self: Park all-terrain vehicle up Carney's ass.

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    Posted 2008-05-19 16:00:41 on Our Self-Respect: Priceless (Unless You’ve Got A 5-Spot, In Which Case, SOLD)

    @ 2:41pm http://www.scarboroughtweed.com/bearstearns/

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    Posted 2008-04-29 09:11:46 on Worth It For The Burrito?

    Hey Timmy, I will loan you the money to get over that 25K "hump" if you let me photograph your mom giving head to the leadership of Hamas.

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    Posted 2008-04-21 21:21:00 on ‘Nothing Is Too Stupid For Tim Sykes’

    I cut Timmy slack for the same reason I cut Liza, Barbara, and Bette slack. I love me some Jewish Bitches.

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    Posted 2008-04-09 01:05:45 on Write-Offs: 04.08.08

    Timothy Sykes wishes he was Cody WIllard.

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    Posted 2008-04-07 14:06:47 on Tim Sykes: Issuer of the Badge of Honor or the Scarlet Letter?

    Somebody hit that fucking clown.

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    Posted 2008-04-03 15:00:11 on LOL? More Like ROFLMAOWPIMP!

    I was watching a clip of some Bear employees whining about their plight. Poor people are funny.

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    Posted 2008-04-02 16:14:18 on Ten Reasons We Will Still Date Bill Ackman

    I was just wondering what ever happened to Dan Loeb. He has been quiet lately.

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    Posted 2008-04-02 16:10:36 on Act Now

    Does anyone know if Trump's son is a pitcher or a catcher?

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    Posted 2008-04-02 16:02:34 on Goldman Sachs: Masters of Henry Blodget’s Universe!

    I wonder if Kyle B. is going to cream his pants he was quoted on Dealbreaker. Subprime has been good to him.

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    Posted 2008-04-01 17:22:12 on The April Fool’s Day Head-fake

    @5:15 It sounds absolutely divine!

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    Posted 2008-03-31 14:38:07 on Getting You Out Of Jail Free

    Not that I have any first hand knowledge but Vancouver has some of the best blow out there.

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    Posted 2008-03-31 14:31:47 on Opening Bell: 3.31.08

    Being from Hawaii I am a bit saddened about Aloha Airlines but for them to complain about unfair pricing being the cause of their demise is just piss poor. This is their second bankruptcy in the last few years, something has to give.

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    Posted 2008-03-28 16:34:17 on We’re only 2 comments away from breaking 100.

    @4:24 I got a Holocaust joke for you numbnuts. Why don't Jewish cannibals eat Germans? - They give them gas.

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    Posted 2008-03-28 13:08:23 on Is The Holocaust Considered A Religious Event?

    I get a little tired about all this bitching about the Holocaust. Get over it! Everyone has it rough sometimes. Don't have a cow man, it's not like world suddenly ran out of Jews in the '40s. To guest @ 11:28am, you just inspired me to see what Palestinian cause I can write a check. Now those are oppressed people.

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    Posted 2008-03-28 09:19:52 on Opening Bell: 3.28.08

    @ guest 8:07 A Bear VP bashing on Morgan Stanley? *snicker* I have almost seen it all now. I am surprised you would even admit to working at Bear even if it was under an anonymous posting.