Capitalist Infidel

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    Oh God, Guido season is upon us. So fucking funny to make fun of those dudes. @ 6:33 - this guy is a complete douche; you're completely right that he should just cold call. It really isn't that bad that some d-bag has to go out there without dignity. Or maybe he's just that big of a d-bag. Short dignity and long this guy serving burritos at Chipotle in brown-face in t-minus 2 weeks.

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    Posted 2008-06-12 12:51:45 on Bartiromo on Barack

    Hey TGFD, does putting down random women you've never met on a message board make you feel good? Because it sure makes you look pathetic. If you think Main St. is much better than Wall St., go hang out in that thriving metropolis of Dover, DE or whatever ass-fuck city you're from and stop posting. As a Floridian, I have great respect for Wall Streeters and Manhattanites, so cheers to all you guys and TGFD can go play with his old, shriveled appendages.

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    TGFD, your skank comment is a vapid, desperate attempt at getting people to react to you. Please come up with a cogent point. Delaware blows, so does talking about your money and "clubs" on an online message board.

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    Can I buy shares in distressed hooker assets? Or maybe Collateralized Blowjob Obligations?

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    Is the Bear team using second-hand equipment? What, too soon?

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    Posted 2008-06-09 16:33:11 on Meet The Junk Bond Of Your Dreams Tonight

    Any pearl-wearing fashion chicks going? All that talk last week about pearls has me absolutely RANDY for some country club biddies.

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    Posted 2008-04-10 18:19:42 on Sausages and Laws

    I think Random Banker should read Atlas Shrugged. "I will tell you who the true dead beats are my friend, they are the so called "self made men" who sit idly by while the countrymen and country that gave them their wealth struggle." How can a person be self-made and at the same time be given their wealth by their country? Wow...just, wow. Stupid fucking liberal making people who have earned their wealth feel guilty about it. You suck donkey balls, Random Banker. The real hero is the American worker who gets up every morning and makes a living, not the ingrate that complains about obstacles and becomes a product of their environment. The real hero is the person who produces their environment. Chew on that you socialist moron.

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    Posted 2008-04-09 18:20:37 on Mistress Sought

    Let's see...blond, hates Citi, says she loves being an analyst...Meredith if you're reading this...My place, Scotch, some banged up knees for you, and a whole lotta memories.

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    Long position on hand lotion...hahaha Some of the best times are had after the worst; so I would recommend to all the BSC remnants out there to buy a bottle, maybe some party favors, go get hammered, and find some 'gina. Short-sell hookers.

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    Lloyd rubs his sack in a barrel of crude every morning. Then he eats a bagel with smeared dead BSC employees and small puppies.

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    Posted 2008-04-05 15:23:38 on Sacrilege

    Funny thread this, FatStockTipGuy is a heartless heathen and his nethers are parched in a Sahara fashion. I don't like him. Although long puts on these vices might be ultimately redeeming in an omnipresent, karma-equalling sort of way.

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    Posted 2008-04-03 19:16:27 on Atrocities Confirmed

    Carney, do your thing. A parched trader is a crappy trader. I think they switched from drinking soda to crude.