Capt Obvious

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  1. 1
    Posted 2011-01-04 16:34:00 on John Paulson Probably Made A Little Over A Billion Last Year

    Uh...can you tell us if Lindbergh has made it to paris yet?

  2. 2
    Posted 2010-07-02 00:54:10 on Please Do Not Forget The Matter Of Utmost Importance Today

    @27: Pieces, baby, pieces.

  3. 3
    Posted 2010-06-30 00:11:59 on FYI, Barclays Has Never Even Heard Of Russian Spy Anna Chapman

    Thank you, Jonah.

  4. 4
    Posted 2008-08-07 16:08:34 on Where Did All The Financial Shake Shackers Go?

    how did that kid do in the burger challenge? did he shart his pants??

  5. 5
    Posted 2008-08-07 13:05:58 on How Can We Get Back To Here?

    adolescent John Thain needs to merge w. John Layfield to survive .. seriously though .. very wrestling centric today

  6. 6
    Posted 2008-07-24 18:00:35 on Update: WaMu Responds To Gimme Credit Fire Call

    Gimmie Credit needs to merge with Drexel Burham to survive

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    Posted 2008-07-24 14:55:49 on CNBC: Greg Flemming Is “Wall Street’s Cinderella”

    Fuld is Cruella Deville

  8. 8
    Posted 2008-07-15 15:19:21 on Shocker: Erin Callan to Leave Pity Post at Lehman

    Erin Callan needs to merge w. a legless girl to survive

  9. 9
    Posted 2008-07-11 14:24:19 on Dick Bove Joins The Evil Short Seller Pile-On

    wait a minute ... IS THAT BESS!!!!!!!

  10. 10
    Posted 2008-07-10 14:26:19 on PIMCO’s Bill Gross: The Fed Will Keep Lehman Afloat

    Gross's face haunts my nightmares

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    Posted 2008-07-10 11:25:11 on Irresponsible Rumor Mongering About LEH

    pimco pulled out .. and then gave leh the chicken cutlet

  12. 12
    Posted 2008-06-30 10:53:26 on Where Wall Street Summers

    I summer in Benson Hearst

  13. 13
    Posted 2008-06-27 13:02:36 on Bonus Watch ’08: Citi

    teachers also have time in the summer to find ways to supplement income .. their jobs also reward the soul (compensation in itself).. christ I'm depressed now .. wall street has jumped the shark

  14. 14
    Posted 2008-06-26 11:09:39 on Goldman Downgrades Citi, Merrill, Mediocre Liberal Arts School

    fuck williams and fuck harvard

  15. 15
    Posted 2008-06-26 08:41:26 on Opening Bell: 6.26.08

    like a drunken Barbarians at the Gate -- color me excited

  16. 16
    Posted 2008-06-24 15:58:01 on Someone Hire This Man (Specifically Looking For A Gig In Asset Valuation Management But Will Take What He Can Get)

    The Hatchet Man gives me the willies

  17. 17
    Posted 2008-06-24 11:51:28 on DealBreaker Tips: Springing New Leaks Everyday

    973 - where in Jersey are you guys??

  18. 18
    Posted 2008-06-24 10:23:20 on The Chilling Effect Of The Bear Stearns Prosecution

    these 2 were a little on the shady side- but prosecutors should be consistent - if you throw the book at them - then said book should be thrown at anyone who has ever managed OPM - setting a dangerous precedent here

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    Posted 2008-06-23 09:55:37 on Leaving Wall Street For Ivory Tower

    I don't blame these guys one bit - academia is where it's at - beautiful surroundings - 6 hour days - tenure - coeds

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    Posted 2008-06-20 13:26:04 on Egg-Fearing BoA Interns Compete In McMuffin “Challenge”

    these kids are softer than an old man's dick