EvilBuzzard

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    Posted 2011-07-20 20:04:00 on Larry Summers Learned One Invaluable Lesson While Running Harvard

    u201cOne of the things you learn as a college president is that if an undergraduate is wearing a tie and jacket on Thursday afternoon at three ou2019clock, there are two possibilities. One is that theyu2019re looking for a job and have an interview; the other is that they are an a**hole." nnHe should embrace the power of "And".u00a0

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    Posted 2011-07-19 13:56:00 on Vincent McCrudden Is Sorry For Threatening To Kill 47 US Regulators

    It's a shame they couldn't have taken his advice.u00a0 Everyone should laugh more frequently.u00a0 It's good for the soul.

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    Posted 2010-08-02 13:21:02 on And They Say Wall Street Adds No Value To Society

    On the economic impact of Amanda Drury: Big pillows, soft landing.

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    Posted 2010-07-27 14:39:43 on Here Are Some Thoughts On Men And Wall Street

    "smug doesn’t balance a spreadsheet"

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    Posted 2010-07-23 14:21:14 on Which Bank Employee Will Call You In The Morning?

    "the men of Goldman Sachs will make it rain ka-ching on your face." No wonder they won't hire me. I was doing it all wrong. I made other stuff rain on their faces. Silly, silly me.

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    Posted 2010-07-22 12:31:20 on Reader Poll: “It Moved” Guy Has A Question

    I call BS! If Eliot "Noted Hooker-Fucker" Spitler still gets gigs, I doubt this moron has a valid excuse.

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    Posted 2010-07-15 15:24:00 on How Much Would You Pay For A Topless Picture Of Jim Cramer?

    EVIL....That is all.

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    Posted 2010-07-15 10:36:50 on Mike Mayo Doesn’t Think JPMorgan’s That Great

    If JP Morgan (and most other banks) were not allowed to calim late mortgage payments as deffered income rather than being forced to not count them at all, they not look so great. However, Mayo is still a jealous, whinging little Bitch-Boy.

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    Posted 2010-07-15 09:59:12 on Anonymous Hedge Fund Manager Is In A Mood

    @4 You ball on the Eat Coast, you ball on the West Coast, the rates of HIV infection are much lower in between. Correlation or Causation? Please explain...

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    Posted 2010-07-13 14:20:33 on Looking For That Extra Edge?

    It could be the new, healthy breakfast cereal - Ape Nuts

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    Posted 2010-07-09 11:35:27 on Looks Who’s Broheims Again!

    “Listen, I think Henry’s great,” Spitzer says. “And the issues that led to the analyst case are not of such moral dimensions that these were people who were, you know...." Ass-reaming hookers from Lowng Eyeland.

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    Posted 2010-07-09 11:28:02 on Does It Surprise Anyone To Hear Guy Claiming To Have Banged LeBron James’ Mom Without A Condom Is A Former Lawyer For The SEC?

    The performance may have been sub-par, but apparantly something dribbled out. LaBrain fathered LeBron?

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    Posted 2010-07-09 11:22:53 on Opening Bell: 07.09.10

    @30 - Delonte West done went South on his Momma, so Bron-Bron did the smae to the Cadaviliers.

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    Posted 2010-07-09 11:18:47 on Morgan Stanley Employee Charged With Taking It A Li’l Too Far With Divorce Court Judge

    “I can S my own D and have. True story.” His wife perhaps could lick her split and did.

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    Posted 2010-07-08 14:43:25 on Laid Off Wall Streeter Dreams Up Innovation Sure To Rock Your World

    >>>>The scene: You’re at your desk buying, selling, sending asinine IMs to your colleagues and just generally kicking ass and taking names when you get an itch. A stirring, down in your plums. You need to stick your tongue in something sweet or there’s a good chance you might die. Is this how you envision Debhralee getting her next gig on the street?

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    Posted 2010-07-08 14:13:10 on Citi Bans Threats On Colleagues’ Lives, Use Of Sarcasm Over E-Mail

    "Nobody wants me. But I still read all of your personal email." Kouwe.

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    Posted 2010-07-08 14:12:01 on Presentation1

    "Nobody wants me, but I still read eveyone's personnal email." - Kouwe.

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    Posted 2010-07-08 11:18:53 on SENDING OUT AN S.O.S: WHO WILL GIVE THIS A HANDOUT/JOB?

    He needs to use his own hand to do the job...

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    Posted 2010-07-07 12:15:01 on Nouriel Roubini Is Soliciting Tips On How To Become The Maestro Of F*cking

    Roubini should go for fastest and most intense climax. Get 'er done, get on with his day. Repeating the famous "2 Minute Rub-Out" on a daily basis will help him sprint faster....

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    Posted 2010-07-07 11:48:36 on Bob Moffat Will Drown The Next Person Who Tries To Suggest His Relationship With Danielle Chiesi Was Just About Sex

    Daniele sounds like she got networked pretty regularly. Moffat was a loser. He got led around by his 3rd pinkie.