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    Posted 2011-03-25 18:30:00 on Caption Contest Friday

    And for the entertainment...POCKET POOL. I'd say that guys looking at the 2 ball in the side pocket...

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    Posted 2011-03-15 16:36:00 on Enter The First Annual Dealbreaker NCAA Tournament Challenge Today (UPDATE)

    i'm in, if only to dilute anal_yst's chances of winning. Also is mark madoff in this year?

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    Posted 2010-08-19 15:37:02 on “Young, Ambitious, Female MBA Student” Is Deadly Serious About Soliciting Investment Banking Gig Via Casual Encounters

    Bess, first off congrats on getting your MBA. Secondly posting your own ad is a little self promotional, but hey a girl's gotta get ahead I can dig that. And finally, good luck!

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    Posted 2010-04-27 15:53:04 on Live-Blogging The Goldman Flogging: There’s Gonna Be A Showdown

    Senator Levin: Well I've been told i'm kinda short, DO I MAGICALLY HAVE 2 BILLION DOLLARS! NOOOOOOOO my slush fund only has 10 million. SO WHY ARE YOU SO SPECIAL. (also, anyone on this panel tap erin callan, or have her number, or that picture getting out of the black car...yeah you know...cuz we could work something o...the mic is on? I MEAN FIRE AND BRIMSTONE AND STUFF!!!!

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    Posted 2009-12-31 09:06:06 on Opening/Closing/Holiday Bell: 12.31.09

    @cluz - rainbows and gumdrops over here champ.

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    Posted 2009-12-31 05:03:40 on Write-Offs: 12.30.09

    @Trojan - great finish!!! But the line was Idaho -1, so much like the Americans in Korea or any soccer game ever, that's a draw. Revised record for Trojan 2-1-1

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    Posted 2009-12-30 10:12:24 on Opening Bell: 12.30.09

    Trojan - leach got a raw deal. And how can you go against bowling green???

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    Posted 2009-12-30 06:59:47 on Write-Offs: 12.29.09

    Bigger contribution to the prison population this year 1) people from the world of finance 2) NFL players 3) crips ?

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    Posted 2009-12-29 12:31:16 on Opening Bell: 12.29.09

    Cluz - are you actually working today?

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    Posted 2009-12-17 18:30:00 on Ken Lewis Acknowledges The Fact That No One Wanted To Run Bank Of America

    21 - did you just drop an iron eagle reference? Anal - I have stalked you if you didn't annoy me so much.

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    Posted 2009-10-23 14:02:28 on Money Never Sleeps Star Not Big Hit In Hot Hedge Fund Mom Circles

    Thank god Polanski wasn't directing this film!

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    Posted 2009-10-13 14:35:01 on Photo Of The Day: The Situation Is Fluid

    I've got more Jimmy than the ponz ever had in this picture. Cg

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    Posted 2009-10-13 12:22:00 on Hedge Fund Investor Relations Girl’s Dance Of Near Death Cautionary Tale For Us All

    Chaz thinks this move is amateurish, and strongl recommends mr graeber graduate to chaz's signature move....chloroform rag and some rope. Then these petty problems never arise.

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    Posted 2009-10-06 16:41:31 on Caption Contest Tuesday

    A young Larry apple-ton has had enough, cousin balki recently arived from mypos, but won't make it past the bogs in secaucus.

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    Posted 2009-10-02 12:21:15 on Caption Contest Friday

    I'm sorry we're out of krispy kremes for the rest of the day. 9 - ftw. 12 - the speak portuguese in brazil. Dunce cap for you.

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    Posted 2009-10-01 14:57:04 on BlackRock: Please Make Room For Maria Bartiromo’s Entourage

    And they have a doctor on hand in case she starts having contractions.

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    Posted 2009-09-30 14:58:08 on MBA Mad Libs: Is This B-Student Promising To Take Topless Photos In Exchange For Your Vote?

    @48 - if you're striving for clarity, aren't flies really attracted to anything not currently moving? I've seen flies love fresh sushi, feces, fruit, farm animals, pheasants, peasants and well anything else. Just sayin....

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    Posted 2009-09-23 15:00:57 on Michael Moore: Capitalism Is A Ponzi Scheme

    @anal - I'd rather expose him to somethig significantly more painful. I was thinking actual intellectual debate, where FACTS are required, any lies will be met with lit matches. You know either that or no lunch.

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    Posted 2009-09-18 13:35:26 on Meredith Whitney, Your Wife, Says: 300 More Banks To Fail

    I'd go for a roll in the hay with her. Just sayin'

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    Posted 2009-09-16 15:07:04 on Michael Moore: Wall Street Still Cooking Up “Crazy Schemes” To Destroy Mankind

    Let's all realize that Michael Moore is a parasite of our own making. By investing so little on education and endlessly supporting the shallow end of the gene pool in this country we have created an audience of intellectually lazy and frankly disabled adults that use tax dollars(welfare, a gazillion other programs) we provide to support this mouthy douche. So until we begin to actually require people to pull their own weight, we are all supporting Michael Moore. That is the most damning indictment of our education system yet.