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    Posted 2011-09-12 16:13:33 on How Much Time In Jail Will A Little Bit Of Insider Trading Cost You?

    Best piece since the "What did Uncy Warren pay for BAC?" work. But enough about Raj, what about me? --D. Sokol

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    Posted 2010-07-28 12:48:48 on Merrill Lynch Banker And Colleagues May Serve Time For Playing Texas Hold ‘Em In Hong Kong

    wellz.. saw this news on newspaper 2 weeks ago in Hong Kong, but never know they were ran by Merrill people. These bankers opened the facility as a "private club" and alcohol are served inside (in which they got a valid liquor license). Members need to pay membership fee to join the "club". The hosts hired a bunch of hot girls as dealers (the newspaper showed some pictures), and took commissions after each game. Here is the problem, the host never applied for gambling license for that facility.

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    Posted 2008-12-09 12:42:30 on At Least He Was Planning Ahead!

    Is a vacant U.S. Senate seat considered a Level 3 asset?

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    Posted 2008-12-09 12:18:53 on Prospect Harbor Credit Partners, L.P.

    Has anyone figured out how to lose more than 100% yet? I am sure someone will in this market

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    Posted 2008-12-08 10:52:25 on Who Wants To Be A CEO?

    @4 Pun?

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    Posted 2008-12-05 16:25:40 on Good Luck To All

    @1. Depends on the firm, and depends on the MBA

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    Posted 2008-12-04 14:23:02 on Live Blogging The Pitiful Cries Of The Big Three

    @44 I want to have a mindfuck threesome with you and Ayn Rand. Headless Horseman: The one critique I have to your argument regards the quality studies. Those quality studies are for INITIAL quality...not how reliable the cars are 10 years from now. These American cars are pieces of shit after 100k miles, whereas you can easily get 200k out of many foreign brands. This is the main reason why people are buying fewer American cars. They have no resale value down the line because they run like shit after a few years. That and the fact that most of them are F'UGLY.

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    Posted 2008-12-01 13:02:30 on We’re Having A Special On Recession Release Denial Right Now

    I had lunch with her a year ago and she was saying this then. Everyone acting like she just said this now is an idiot. Anybody that hates her is likely one of the frauds from the Burst Brackets.

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    Posted 2008-11-26 10:51:23 on Yes, We Know It Is Getting Tedious, But It’s Wednesday: Liveblogging The Obama Morning Show

    Breaking News! Wideclops chosen as White House Intern! In other news: The Federal Acronym Clearinghouse has established another lending facility this morning. The new facility with have the acronym F.U.P.A., and will be lead by Michelle Obama.

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    Posted 2008-11-26 10:27:37 on Staking Out Dick

    Wall St. CEOs should move to Texas. Because in Texas you can legally shoot someone for trespassing.

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    Posted 2008-11-26 10:11:54 on And They’re Not Coming Back

    Breaking News! Wideclops chosen as White House Intern! In other news: The Federal Acronym Clearinghouse has established another lending facility this morning. The new facility with have the acronym F.U.P.A., and will be lead by Michelle Obama.

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    Posted 2008-11-25 15:48:26 on Protest At Blackstone Boston

    @26. No. Investing to lowlifes like these means giving them a fucking handout.

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    Posted 2008-01-30 17:49:38 on Bond Insurer Gets Downgraded

    Im boycotting this site until you stop draining on about Charlie Gasparino.. joke was funny 3-4 weeks ago, just old now.

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    Posted 2008-01-22 10:06:37 on Emergency Cuts: 75 Basis Points

    at the regular meeting at the regular meeting at the regular meeting at the regular meeting at the regular meeting at the regular meeting

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    Posted 2008-01-11 14:41:52 on Setting The Story Straight On The Merrill Bonus Rage

    The truth is that some guy on the 20th flooor upper decked one of the stalls... far less dirty, much more funny.

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    Posted 2008-01-09 12:40:06 on Finally, We Get Some Answers

    I was 4 hours late for work today bc i was up all night drawing pictures of me selling shares on bess' face. (and i google it anon, omg).

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    Posted 2008-01-08 15:40:39 on Don’t Act Like You Weren’t Begging For It

    ok, ill say it. i want to buy shares on bess' face.