Dealbreaker

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   Posted 2010-07-11 01:37:17 on Does It Surprise Anyone To Hear Guy Claiming To Have Banged LeBron James’ Mom Without A Condom Is A Former Lawyer For The SEC?

   Some white people love to try to make jokes in the perceived dialect of uneducated blacks. Generally it doesn't work. At least not up in here.

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   Posted 2010-07-07 03:48:54 on Write-Offs: 07.02.10

   I should add that my comment @15 referred to a comment @13 that has since been edited out. I forget what BL had posted there originally... sort of.

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   Posted 2010-07-02 10:46:43 on Opening Bell: 07.02.10

   @11 How dare you! He's a nice lady!

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   Posted 2010-07-02 03:30:34 on Caption Contest Thursday

   Putin Secretly Meets with Russian Spy

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   Posted 2010-06-30 21:08:11 on Pulling The Peg

   Dealbreaker breaking in a new writer. While a bit long for DB, any focus on China is probably a worthwhile read.

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   Posted 2010-06-28 23:48:46 on Citi Has Something It Wants To Say To Debrahlee “They Fired Me Because Of THESE” Lorenzana

   @1 How dare you! She's a nice lady!

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   Posted 2010-06-28 23:41:32 on Nick Maounis’s New Hedge Fund: GET IT WHILE IT’S HOT

   This is very inspiring. That you can lose $6 billion, and pick yourself up by your own bootstraps full of hidden past investor's cash and continue on, hoping the world will open it's mouth to you and say, "Come". I need to write him and get some tips on raising money. Although, wasn't he supposed to open this fund two years ago,according to Bloomberg? That article says: "Maounis plans to open Greenwich, Connecticut-based Verition Fund Management LLC later this year with more than $200 million, according to two former investors briefed on the venture. Clients with money in Amaranth when it shut down won't pay incentive fees for three years, said the investors, who asked not to be identified because the fund is private. While the fund won't charge a management fee, all investors will pay the fund's expenses." (Bloomberg, May 10, 2008) Hmmm.

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   Posted 2010-06-28 23:14:47 on Caption Contest Monday

   "Glenn Beck Groupie Cleans Garage" or "Mr. Rogers Lately Discovers Deficit, Explains it to Toddlers Using Props"

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   Posted 2010-06-25 16:31:04 on How Your Financial Regulation Bill Sausage Gets Made

   Gonna take the unpopular position that Barney Frank producing non-perfect legislation is much better than the cluster of conservatives who are sitting out the process putting ideology above everything.

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    Posted 2010-06-24 17:37:17 on Michael Lewis Has Clearly Not Heard That In An Unprecedented Move Goldman Sachs Has Been Deigning To Speak To, Buy Sushi Lunches For Clients

    Lewis is talking nonsense. People always analyze the future based on what they think they see in the present, and they can't even correctly analyze the present without their own biases and tunnel vision interfering with reality. Thus, half wrong in the present translates to completely wrong in the future.

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    Posted 2010-06-22 22:15:49 on Some Incredibly Discouraging News Indicating We May Not Yet Be Out Of The Woods

    @1 How dare you. She's a nice lady.

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    Posted 2010-06-18 17:28:15 on Goldman Needs A Little More Time To Craft Perfectly Worded Fuck You Letter To Securities And Exchange Commision

    SEC picked the wrong donkey to arbitrarily pin tale on.

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    Posted 2010-06-17 17:47:14 on Caption Contest Thursday

    Top and bottom out on the town without beards.

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    Posted 2010-06-16 15:00:33 on Jack Welch Is Not Impressed With Obama’s Handling Of The BP Situation

    Maybe Jack can recommend a good Suzy Wetlaufer type reporter to Obama so he can better get his message out there.

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    Posted 2010-06-15 03:07:09 on Write-Offs: 06.14.10

    Though Kouwe probably should not have been hired, still feel bad for people tossed out into this job market, in any industry. Just kind of sucks.

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    Posted 2010-05-30 03:07:20 on Wharton Grad Busted For Putting Business Acumen To Work

    He will get to kick a lot of ass in prison, using his ass as a fist.

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    Posted 2010-05-30 03:03:25 on Scottwood Capital Would Like To Take A Moment To Address The Unprecedented Ass-Bleeding

    Agree with @28. The letterhead more than makes up for any losses.

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    Posted 2010-05-30 02:27:43 on Write-Offs: 05.28.10

    Gary Coleman. Kinda sad. One of those people who you don't care is alive really, but once dead, reminds of you of mortality and the passing of time. Almost makes me want to do something productive before my time comes.

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    Posted 2010-05-06 21:16:26 on Charlie Gasparino: Goldman To Probably Settle For At Least $1 Billion, Maybe $5 Billion

    @40 Please be more specific, can't read between the lines of your juvenile innuendo.

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    Posted 2010-05-04 21:21:28 on Hedge Fund Investor Relations Girl Loses Suit Against Boss For Dumb Blonde Jokes, Lap Dances, Alleged Murder Attempts

    @22... wow. nice.