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    Posted 2009-10-22 10:41:50 on Jeffrey Chiang Will Be Receiving No New Offers Of Employment

    He paid for his own tuition, that's fantastic, no one cares. In fact, it's a turn off, no scholarships? The guy reading his application probably blew $150k on Wharton, suck it up kid....no one likes a poor me story

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    Posted 2009-10-20 11:34:58 on Let’s Wildly Speculate About: Who’s Perp Walking Next

    Anyone remember a certain certain Captain Jack adoring figure? Come on, this board used to get wet for old T-Dawg....surrender the booty

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    Posted 2009-10-19 13:15:09 on What Are Some Things In Greenwich That Are Visible From The Moon?

    Didn't have any inside tips on a good yard keeper?

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    Posted 2009-08-21 09:10:35 on Opening Bell: 08.21.09

    @23/18 No one cares that you heard it two weeks ago, congratulations I hope your assets are frozen. Oh and I work in London these days, weak vending machines....

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    Posted 2009-08-20 11:51:17 on Later This Morning In Gorging Yourself For Sport

    Seriously, what kind of hedge fund has a vending machine? Jokers...

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    Posted 2009-08-05 15:09:53 on We Have A Drinking Challenge

    This guy is a first year fresh out of college, this is no vending machine challenge type of accomplishment, certainly not db worthy...next

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    Posted 2009-08-03 08:56:28 on Opening Bell: 08.03.09

    Alright seriously, anyone have any news on analyst numbers? People need to give me a benchmark here....

  8. 8
    Posted 2009-05-06 09:15:39 on I Said Nothing Is Boaed, Dude.

    Open: $11.17 Close: $9.76

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    Posted 2009-04-02 12:49:42 on Guess The Dow

    Today's close: 8048.13 April 30 close: 7452.63

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    Posted 2009-03-24 15:19:06 on Caption Contest

    "Ass or crotch, ass or crotch...alright let's give beard man a little lovin'"

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    Posted 2009-03-23 16:21:57 on Caption Contest Monday

    "Ben look at the camera, we can go double or nothing on bowling with the Special Olympics kids later"

  12. 12
    Posted 2009-03-23 09:52:47 on The Treasury Wants To Talk To You

    Ummm....they are joining us all with an open line....

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    Posted 2009-03-10 15:05:34 on Guess The Close

    6814.73 If I win I'm taking wideclops out to a $5.95 all you can eat sushi buffet, her and boots from ML enjoy it there....

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    Posted 2009-03-05 10:53:18 on Buck Breaking Watch: Citigroup at $1.04

    0.99 @ 11:09 Count it....

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    Posted 2009-02-03 10:54:10 on Citi: “Providing Stability, Securing The Future”

    Nowhere in the "Citi in the Community" section does it mention the heartbreak they delivered to thousands of little children by canceling their sponsorship of the train exhibit during the holiday season....jerks

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    Posted 2009-01-22 18:26:32 on Presented Without Comment

    41, It's not our fault that the wideclops at home in the basement won't take care of your needs.

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    Posted 2009-01-22 17:19:47 on Layoffs Watch ’09: BAC

    17 -You should have been the poet at the inauguration 42 -Hilarious

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    Posted 2009-01-21 17:53:55 on Bonus Watch ’09: JPM, S&T

    Associate pay?

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    Posted 2009-01-21 12:17:54 on Bonus Watch ’09: JPM

    Any word on IB stub?

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    Posted 2008-12-09 17:57:25 on Severance Watch ’08: JEF

    @6 are you joking? TARP or no TARP JEF has no reason to compensate their bankers any better. If their guys complain there are enough former bulge bracket guys to fill wideclops' forehead