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    Posted 2009-05-21 16:37:09 on Memo: Ed Liddy Getting The Hell Out Of AIG, Says Ed Liddy

    #3 - neither. It's because Liddy, the former Goldman Sachs guy, successfully ensured that the taxpayer money that went into AIG made its way, eventually, back into the Goldman Sachs coffers. So, he's done his job and may now count the money.

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    Posted 2009-05-04 15:27:03 on Fortress President Michael Novogratz: “I just like wrestlers. For me this is about wrestling culture…about male bonding in a lot of ways…there are 450 people here, probably all men.”

    Does he own Chrysler bonds?

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    Posted 2009-04-30 09:51:30 on Wells Fargo: Keep Your Eyes, Hands (And Any Other Appendages That Might Be Used To Operate A Blackberry) Where We Can See Them

    I am a hedge fund manager. What is "productivity"?

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    Posted 2009-04-28 13:58:03 on Again With The Berkshire Puts

    I am a linguist at MIT. What is notional?

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    Posted 2009-04-20 18:47:51 on Don’t Bank On It

    @13 -- what do you mean by "sex"?

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    Posted 2009-04-01 15:15:22 on This Might Actually Be The End

    Taxpayer funds are to be used exclusively for the banking friends of Timmy in NYC. No one else.

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    Posted 2009-04-01 15:11:00 on Dear Mrs. Griffin Investors

    So I beat Mrs. Griffin yet again?

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    Posted 2009-03-31 22:46:48 on Let’s Talk B-School: A Dealbreaker Reader Poll

    Don't go to business school. That path is done. The 90's are over, the 80's are over. Re-think everything you know and start over. Bhutan might be a good place to start.

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    Posted 2009-03-30 21:11:30 on Is Dylan Ratigan Bouncing Back With Cody Willard, Shtuping Erin Burnett, Egging Charlie Gasparino On?

    What does Dylan Ratigan have to do with deal breaking, Dealbreaker or breaking deals?

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    Posted 2009-03-24 16:49:29 on You’re Required To Get A Bathroom Pass From Lloyd Blankfein Before Taking A Leak, Aren’t You? AREN’T YOU?

    It would be much better if taxpayer's representatives in Congress were prevented entirely from asking any questions about Goldman Sachs. We just can't have folks asking questions about Goldman Sachs. Please, please, let's make sure everyone understands: do not under any circumstances question anything ever done by Goldman Sachs. Leave Goldman Sachs alone. They're very sensitive.

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    Posted 2009-03-24 13:20:11 on Caption Contest

    "Sorry I'm late...I was ordering lunch for the Goldman Sachs trading floor..."

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    Posted 2009-03-20 19:29:05 on Where The Jobs At?

    Spearmint Rhino/Las Vegas is hiring, but you need a "sheriff's card" and a "business license." http://www.spearmintrhinolv.com/

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    Posted 2009-03-19 17:30:27 on Is The AIG Tax Constitutional?

    I'd just like to say "Fuck You All" for allowing AIG crooks to scam my taxpayer dollars into their bank accounts.

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    Posted 2009-03-18 19:50:52 on Write-Offs: 03.18.09

    Bess with an actual public service announcement that's the real thing. I'm very impressed.

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    Posted 2009-03-13 11:10:25 on Presented Without Comment

    How many African-Americans are working at Dealbreaker anyway?

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    Posted 2009-03-11 10:30:26 on Dear Investor

    So...I'm having a better year than Jim Simons?

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    Posted 2009-02-24 15:00:00 on Northern Trust’s No-No

    Actually, I like it when Elijah Cummings lets em have it. Matter of fact, I'd like to see him come out of his chair, jump over the desks and just pound the absolute shit of any banker within sight. No problems with it at all.

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    Posted 2009-02-20 12:51:40 on Do Credit Default Swaps On Treasuries Mean Anything?

    T-bonds are up today. Rumors are a dime a dozen these days.

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    Posted 2009-02-19 16:54:11 on Sir Stanford Found!

    Sir Stan has nothing to worry about if he's been helping to launder money for drug-related U.S. intelligence operations. He is a free man, perpetually, no matter what.

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    Posted 2009-02-19 15:27:59 on You Can’t Hurt Us, Ken Lewis

    "You can't read this" -- signed, Powerful Individuals. Not too far from burning books.