Gordon Gekko

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    Posted 2010-10-18 01:30:00 on Shia LaBeouf Exhibits Behavior Not Befitting The CFA Institute

    More like Shia LaDooche. - Gordon Gekko

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    Posted 2010-02-02 15:08:34 on Securities and Exchange Commission Missed Madoff ‘Cause Employees Were Busy Looking At Porn

    That picture isn't porn, it's a picture of Miranda Kerr in the newest GQ. Still perfect though.

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    Posted 2009-08-27 13:56:52 on Robin Hood Lives

    @Anal_yst I don't think they're closer, I think they've already been there, shacked up, raided the fridge and left a floater in the bowl. What rational person would ever want to move to London at this point? I think Somaliland is looking more attractive by now.

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    Posted 2009-06-03 13:02:55 on Time For A Siesta

    @10 The stories of the rice markets in Southeast Asia were pretty amusing, in its banality and ridiculousness.

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    Posted 2009-06-02 14:38:45 on Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad News: Wall Street Sequel Edition

    Would it be wrong to bang your daughter if played by Megan Fox?

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    Posted 2009-05-11 17:49:00 on Those Were The Days

    House of Cards > Street Fighters

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    Posted 2009-05-11 16:39:51 on The Royal Bank Of Citadel Stearns That Never Was

    Kate Kelly is about 2-3 months too late with this, House of Cards already came out and covered this pretty extensively. A lot of her material seems like it was ripped off Cohan's book, imho. Pass.

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    Posted 2009-03-19 16:26:51 on Protest At Wells Fargo

    that's a really sweet GT2

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    Posted 2009-03-13 13:13:33 on Hiring Watch ’09: BAC

    what's the technical term for female douchebag? I wonder what the over/under is on the # of dongs she's had in her mouth over the years...I'm guessing 32 +/- 5 after that trip to Mykonos

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    Posted 2009-03-12 14:39:02 on Bernie Madoff To Get Laid Once A Week?

    Hope he likes jelly with his tossed salad!!

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    Posted 2009-03-11 17:05:10 on Sir Stans Tells SEC To Shove It

    Is the chick on the right Ashley Dupree? If not, she's got a doppelanger floating around !

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    Posted 2009-02-19 13:46:16 on CNBC: Secret UBS Accounts Held Over $14.8 Billion In Assets

    EP, who stole who's tagline "You and Us (And the IRS)"?? http://www.portfolio.com/news-markets/international-news/portfolio/2009/02/18/Swiss-Bank-Secrecy-Breached?tid=true

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    Posted 2009-02-13 13:31:19 on Get Me Short The Bolivian Marching Futures

    @10 Killjoy I was rooting for the Latin Jack Ryan.

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    Posted 2009-02-09 15:14:57 on Today’s Dealbreaker “Reader Challenge”

    @EP Do you have a JD/MBA? You seem to know your Blue Book rules reasonably well

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    Posted 2009-02-06 15:07:31 on You Must Make Amends In The Traditional Manner

    Sir Larry Wildman....Like all Brits (politicians) he thinks he was born with a better pot to piss in

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    Posted 2009-01-22 14:44:01 on Run Forest, Run!

    @2 See http://www.leveragedsellout.com/2006/08/biglaw-bigschmaw/ Should have studied harder during 1L/OCI

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    Posted 2009-01-22 10:24:22 on Tech Fantasies

    @1 Bess > EP

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    Posted 2009-01-21 16:44:12 on Bonus Watch ’09: JPM, S&T

    Spicoli: "Those guys are fags!!"

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    Posted 2009-01-13 13:54:03 on How To Properly Escape Capture Following Your Massive (or Relatively Massive) Financial Fraud: A Dealbreaker Guide:

    EP, you deserve a Pulitzer for this. Best snarky read in a long time.

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    Posted 2008-12-18 13:28:39 on You’re In! Psyche!

    @32 I hope you're not a 1L, because your legal skills have a lot left to be desired