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    Posted 2012-02-08 15:37:59 on Expert: If You Want To Date A Wall Streeter, You’d Better Learn To Read A 10-K ASAP

    NO NO NO, do not shit where you eat!

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    Posted 2012-02-07 17:34:58 on Dealbreaker’s Business School Correspondent Learns A Lesson In Compelling Correspondence

    grandpappa - voglio che questa puttana sul mio coccodrillo

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    Posted 2012-02-06 15:03:18 on How Much Do You Bench? Your Job Might Depend On It

    i bet he masturbates in front of the mirror (nttawwt)

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    Posted 2012-02-02 16:53:28 on A Tip For Would Be White-Collar Criminals Weighing Consequences Of Playing It Fast And Loose: “Prison Is Amazing”

    i find this deeply disturbing

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    Posted 2012-02-02 16:50:24 on Jon Corzine Was The Mark Zuckerberg Of MF Global, But In A Bad Way

    great premise, well executed, AND a humblebrag - solid

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    Posted 2012-02-01 17:53:35 on Mark Zuckerberg Takes A Moment To Reclaim The Word “Hacker”

    he's no ray dalio

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    Posted 2012-01-31 10:00:47 on Uninvited Act of Nature Threatens Davos Festivities: Attendees Escape Harrowing Experience Barely Intact

    I'LL BE ON THE NEXT FLIGHT OVER! -charlie

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    Posted 2012-01-30 16:58:36 on Steve: Remember That Not Getting An MLB Team Can Sometimes Be A Wonderful Stroke Of Luck

    im in. -coach bombay

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    Posted 2012-01-26 12:50:42 on JPMorgan VP Plays (Corporate Basketball) To Win, Starting By Building A Fortress-Like Defense

    effing white people

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    Posted 2012-01-24 16:33:23 on This Week In Alarming Papers About Collateral

    not sure if it's just my fucked up machine, or matt's sisyphean writing style, but this page can literally not contain all the words. as in they run into and under the ads on the right. great job! (?)

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    Posted 2012-01-23 13:11:43 on Wall Street Fraternity’s Hazing Process Involves Telling Awful Jokes While Dressing In Drag And Being Pelted With Desserts

    that wasn't a 'wine soaked napkin' ;) -ltilton

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    Posted 2012-01-19 10:53:31 on Layoffs Watch ’12: Deutsche Bank

    shadegofuckyourself

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    Posted 2012-01-11 17:03:41 on The Testicle of the West

    lights on, de checkbook in hand

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    Posted 2012-01-11 12:18:08 on Private Equity Chief John Castle Puts Unique Spin On Customer Comment Surveys

    this is what i imagine nervousjew looking like were he king of the mole people

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    Posted 2012-01-10 14:27:58 on The SEC Wants Banks To Tell You Where They’re Hiding Their Terrible European Exposure

    Tru, somebody's bucking for a promotion

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    Posted 2012-01-04 18:08:59 on Bill Gross: Run For Your Lives

    thanks for another sleepless night, you prick. -melancholia gave me nightmares

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    Posted 2011-12-27 14:25:29 on Holiday Bell: 12.27.11

    goes away by itself after a few days, dont worry!

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    Posted 2011-12-21 12:59:59 on Up Next, X-Rays Of The Tibia Fracture Joe Kernen Sustained Taking Out The Trash!

    would still hit it, metaphorically speaking.

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    Posted 2011-12-20 16:38:30 on Pre-IPO Investors Are Not Supposed To Lose Money. Fix That, Morgan Stanley.

    love your alliteration!

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    Posted 2011-12-20 10:33:44 on Opening Bell: 12.20.11

    *a bigger linear object, you mean