HighYield

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  1. 1
    Posted 2008-11-03 15:33:51 on The Next Treasury Secretary

    Uh oh... Dylan and Charlie are getting a bit testy right here...

  2. 2
    Posted 2008-11-03 14:10:10 on Alternative Pitch: CNBC Reality Show About Don Gasparino

    Nicely played, 19...

  3. 3
    Posted 2008-10-31 15:39:49 on “This is an epic crash.”

    @9 - Amatuer porn is the only way I see that happening for you. Good luck, jabronie.

  4. 4
    Posted 2008-10-31 15:33:36 on The Employees Ringing In The Holiday Work For [Please Enter Which Southern CT HF With Over 20 BN AUM You Think It Is Here]

    I can't figure out if thats their cup sizes or the bond ratings they're willing to swap some positions for.

  5. 5
    Posted 2008-10-31 15:29:30 on We Wish You The Best In Your Future Endeavors

    @13/14 Nice scoop... two days ago.

  6. 6
    Posted 2008-10-31 15:18:45 on I’ll Tell You What I’ve Got

    ... all this time, it was scungilli. Who knew?

  7. 7
    Posted 2008-10-31 15:00:37 on Blind Item: Child Technicians Feeling The Squeeze

    I only pay my sitter (in Southport, CT) $12 an hour and you know why? Two reasons: 1. Because I can 2. Because she asked for $13

  8. 8
    Posted 2008-10-30 15:46:52 on WTF Just Happened To Charlie Gasparino?

    What have you got, Charlie? No credibility and even less penile girth. Go ahead, ask me again...

  9. 9
    Posted 2008-10-30 14:37:35 on Afternoon Dow Winner / Dow Close Contest

    9079, jabronies. Did you know the distance between your elbow and wrist is the same length as your foot? Now you know.

  10. 10
    Posted 2008-10-29 13:39:25 on Live-Blogging The Pershing Square Presentation

    ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

  11. 11
    Posted 2008-10-29 13:28:27 on Regulatory Credibility

    Pull up a chair you jabronies, I'm about to give you some valuable life lessons. There's only one thing in this world worse than regulators - and that is German regulators. Have you ever partied with a German regulator? Well, I have... and their NUTS. Give them mad props though for having some bitchin' military helmets; who's with me? Even made Shultz look like a bas-ass, am I right? Back to the issue at hand... Shorts need to eat it. It's a pretty tough game we're playing and if you show up not wearing a cup, I'LL be the first guy to deliberately kick you square in the marble bag - not because I think little of you, but because I care. Protect yourself before you wreck yourself, son... you need to step up your game. Look at the bright side Turdly, you just took one for the team; a big, dry one. Now swallow hard and go walk around the block and take up smoking. I'll let you run some pink sheets for me when you get back... it's going to be OK.

  12. 12
    Posted 2008-10-29 11:24:09 on Caption Contest Wednesday

    "Let's see... Aries, Aries, Aries.... ah! Here we go... 'Many people look up to you lately for guidance and insight. You may wish to contain your contributions over the coming weeks as your sophisms will soon materialize.' Hmmmm... what the hell is a 'sophism'?"