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    Posted 2012-02-08 13:21:17 on You Better Hope You Hear John Paulson Loud And Clear

    you see Liam, I am about asymmetric returns - I can only lose 100%, but I have proven that I can go up 590%, you got that? -JP

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    Posted 2012-02-07 09:37:45 on Opening Bell: 02.07.12

    correction...UBS sucks and now we know its compensation does too. -K. Feinberg

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    Posted 2012-02-06 17:34:42 on And Now Some Old-Fashioned, Non-Self-Inflicted CDO Fraud. Maybe.

    you had me at "short version"...then came the alphabet soup. perhaps you could have included a nice diagram.

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    Posted 2012-02-06 15:46:18 on Dear Tudor, RenTec Investors

    you must be new here, Bess posts these for the investors that don't have email accounts.

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    Posted 2012-02-06 15:13:58 on How Much Do You Bench? Your Job Might Depend On It

    this guy's business card will say "managing analyst" and he will be the first one in his class to get in a fight with the production department when his books aren't printed and bound in time for the MD to leave for his 8am flight. -guy who's seen this movie before

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    Posted 2012-02-03 16:21:15 on Canadian Bank Will Let Its Hair Down For Super Bowl XLVI

    wait, what are clients? -UBS MD

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    Posted 2012-02-02 14:38:06 on A Tip For Would Be White-Collar Criminals Weighing Consequences Of Playing It Fast And Loose: “Prison Is Amazing”

    buy airline stocks? was koz long AMR before he went in...I hope his legal team works better than his stock picks.

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    Posted 2012-02-01 17:34:55 on Mark Zuckerberg Takes A Moment To Reclaim The Word “Hacker”

    once you clear $1 million in comp and fly private as part of your "comprehensive security program", you no longer qualify as a "hacker". Please return your card to the address indicated on the back. -President, United Association of Hackers

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    Posted 2012-02-01 13:13:19 on Goldman Equities Trader Will No Longer Wonder What Happens To A Dream (Involving Beating People With Branches) Deferred

    after full examination of my motives, I have pre-tracted my statement. -repentent soul

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    Posted 2012-01-31 17:38:57 on Bonus Watch ’12: Jefferies Offers Employees Sophie’s Choice

    I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. -W. J. Wellington

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    Posted 2012-01-31 16:08:18 on Bill Ackman Would Love For You To Get Bullish On Housing

    So the Target investment idea came to him when he was "finishing" the house. I'm still trying to see where the other $1.4 million went...

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    Posted 2012-01-31 14:22:32 on Volcker Rule Will Be Bad For European Governments, Say European Government Ministers Who Were Told By Banks That The Volcker Rule Would Be Bad For Them

    Matt, we get it, you passed the CFA. well done. however, you should realize that dealbreaker nation has A.D.D.; most of them are part of the 62% so this is way over their head. if you're angling for a job at The Economist then you should continue to do you. -innocent bystander

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    Posted 2012-01-30 14:00:42 on Freddie Mac Profits From The Misery Of American Homeowners So That Banks Don’t Have To

    when do we get to the funny part? -guy who missed the joke

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    Posted 2012-01-25 16:29:10 on David Einhorn: “I Have Quite A Lot To Say”

    soccer is football, football is soccer! -A. Ventura

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    Posted 2012-01-25 13:50:17 on James Gorman To Morgan Stanley Employees: STFU Or GTFO

    you better check yo'self before you wreck yo'self, because messin' with JG is bad fo' yo' health... -I. Cube

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    Posted 2012-01-25 12:27:53 on Greenlight Capital Fined Over ‘Punch’ Trades For Reasons Not Entirely Clearly Clear To Greenlight

    Fooling some of the people all of the time... -D. Einhorn

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    Posted 2012-01-24 14:00:44 on Bonus Watch ’12: Bank Of America

    will they also be handing out derivatives linked to spirit points?

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    Posted 2012-01-24 13:57:31 on That’s Interesting, Because Just The Other Day, Vikram Pandit Was Telling Someone That He’d Rather Hear Alec Baldwin’s Opinions On Airplane Etiquette Than Mike Mayo’s On How To Run A Bank

    does anyone receive (much less read) Credit Agricole Securities research? -Vikles

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    Posted 2012-01-23 14:10:38 on Bonus Watch ’11: Credit Suisse

    in other news Credit Suisse was seen recruiting at Baruch College - official word from the bank was that the students would be a natural fit as the campus is only a block away from its headquarters.

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    Posted 2012-01-20 13:37:00 on Brady Dougan Is Waiting For His Thank You

    they should be thanking the traders who were fired for getting those "toxic" securities on books in the first place...other than that, I have no concerns. -J. C. Blaine