Jesse Livermore

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    Posted 2011-08-23 13:09:05 on Dick Bové: Short All The Shares Of BAC You Can Borrow But It Won’t Do Any Good

    I thought deposits were liabilities in bank balance sheet terms...

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    Posted 2009-12-24 08:23:31 on Bernie Madoff Gets Sh*t Beat Out Of Him

    Bernie, Bernie, Bernie. . I told you to share your Soofganiot, latkas and livivot. Maybe next time you will listen to me Bernie! . Happy Hanukkah !

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    Posted 2009-10-06 16:13:56 on Caption Contest Tuesday

    Totally douche-tastic! And yes, I did bang Megan Fox!

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    Posted 2009-06-15 15:53:23 on Jeff Macke Officially Done On Fast Money

    RIP Mack the hack. The only downside is that now he has more time to pollute Minyanville. Jesse

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    Posted 2008-11-04 11:24:00 on Caxton Alpha Equity Fund

    Pray tell guest #6. Does the converse hold true, that hedge fund gains are caused by investors depositing funds? If so where are the investor's 2 and 20? Jesse

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    Posted 2008-10-28 17:31:30 on Give Us Your Best Guess

    Ironic that the hedgie who got hammered by VW drives a Porsche... or used to drive one until today. Jesse

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    Posted 2008-09-15 15:20:48 on The Perils Of Reporting Live From Lehman Brothers

    Actually the two gentlemen in the background are the official fluffers for the Lehman squash team. It should now be obvious why Mr. Fuld was such a gorilla on the court. Jesse

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    Posted 2008-09-14 17:02:48 on Is It Over? Bank of America Reportedly Walks From Lehman Deal, Talks With Merrill About Merger

    daytraitor Have you even spent a winter in Montana? Carefully picking over the bloody remains is much less distasteful. Jesse

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    Posted 2008-09-14 16:28:19 on Barclays Pulls Out From Lehman Deal

    Buy when the cannons boom, sell when the bells ring...and the big guns are going off as I speak. Tomorrow we will see who has brass balls and who is a Nancy girl. Jesse

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    Posted 2008-04-25 16:43:59 on How To Profit From Global Warming: Thailand Edition

    Duncan Donuts is a subsidiary of Duncan Hines. They specialize in cake donuts, but their margins have been under pressure recently due to the rising cost of rice flour and guava jelly. No connection to Dunkin' Donuts which is Bill Clinton's new favorite hangout. Jesse

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    Posted 2008-03-24 10:02:37 on How Do You Inadvertently Include A Provision Everyone Is Talking About?

    How can this be? All of the geniuses involved in this cluster fuck are from good families and went to the best schools. "Jamie Dimon is reportedly 'apoplectic' " This is more fun to watch than The View! Jesse