JimBob

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    Posted 2008-07-25 14:11:16 on SemGroup: It Gets So Much Worse

    So those "rub and tug swaps" didn't work out as planned?

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    Posted 2008-07-21 13:33:49 on Caption Contest Monday

    "You will work out well here at our Mickey Mouse company"

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    Posted 2008-07-15 19:34:21 on Write-Offs: 07.15.08

    That party barge would be called "Naked Shorts" if I owned it, but realistically I could not even afford to pay for a fill up on that bad boy.

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    Posted 2008-06-25 14:53:24 on Bear Stearns: What Can We Do To Show Everyone We Mean Business?

    Can anyone tell me where I can find a Bear Stearns headband. Looked on Ebay but no luck.

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    Posted 2008-06-25 14:34:22 on Federal Reserve: No Change But Fed Says Uncertainty Of Inflation Outlook Remains High

    Federal Reserve: No Change But Fed Says Jimmy Cayne Remains High

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    Posted 2008-06-25 11:53:09 on The Bear Stearns Man: Poor Smart And Desirous of Wealth

    Don't feel too bad for the Bear guys, most of them probably still live with their mothers. A little home cooked gravy and some cured meats will make the bad times a little more bearable. No pun intended.

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    Posted 2008-06-24 13:54:33 on Someone Hire This Man (Specifically Looking For A Gig In Asset Valuation Management But Will Take What He Can Get)

    I was pretty drunk last night, but I think I stopped by Houlihan Lokey for last call, isn't that on 2nd Ave in the 80"s?

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    Posted 2008-06-24 10:46:13 on Who Knew?

    One needs earplugs to tolerate both of them.

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    Posted 2008-06-24 10:08:14 on Canned? Cheer Up!

    Im going to Kinko's to get some fake hedge fund manager cards printed. This meltdown will not stop me from having fun.

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    Posted 2008-06-20 15:18:21 on Bearpont Morgovia?

    JP Bearchoviatrustmutual of America Yeah, that sounds about right. Hope it stays member FDIC

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    Posted 2008-06-19 19:33:01 on Write-Offs: 06.19.08

    Would this be more effective? Baxter Thatcher Hudson III Chief Hedge Fund Manager Trader....Porn Star Player Capital Management, LLC. 1 Wall Street Suite 1234 New York, NY 10001 Home ###-###-#### Office ###-###-#### Pager ###-###-#### Cell ###-###-#### e-mail: bigswingindick@gmail.com "We dont make money, we print it"

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    Posted 2008-06-19 14:18:13 on Hundreds Arrested In Mortgage Sting

    While it was Mr. Orange that was the Godfather. The Feds should grab him, and revoke his tanning bed privileges

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    Posted 2008-06-18 15:02:21 on The Amazing Race: Prince, Dykstra, McMahon
    Who Will Sell Their Manse First?

    $5.85 million. Isn't that what Stevie Cohen spends on landscaping each spring?

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    Posted 2008-06-17 10:40:40 on Who Is Behind The Fannie Mae-Countrywide Story?

    Don't fuck wit the tanning salon mafia

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    Posted 2008-06-13 20:14:08 on Angelo Mozilo Ups Used Car Salesman Ante At Countrywide

    They should use Angelo's skin to cover the heat tiles on the shuttle. Then re-entry would be cinch.

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    Posted 2008-06-12 12:36:45 on Hedge Fund Up And Cumers

    Im partial to "Red Light Capital" This gives a whole new meaning to the word "Partners"

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    Posted 2008-06-12 11:06:44 on Jew Wins, TKO In First Round

    Everyone go right now and type in David Einhorn in Google. Look at the second entry from top, Am I seeing what I think I am seeing? It says he is a Porn Star and a Stockbroker.

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    Posted 2008-06-12 08:28:19 on Where Will The Police Find Samuel Israel III?

    Bartending in Greenwich.

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    Posted 2008-06-11 18:09:48 on Write-Offs: 06.11.08

    BAC/CFC purchase is just like when I would pick up someone around 4:00 a.m. @ a bar on Elizabeth St. It seemed brilliant at the time, but the next morning I rolled over and said WTF did I just do, and then tried to tell myself that she wasn't THAT bad looking, but in reality she was THAT BAD or WORSE. Kenny boy I know the feeling.

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    Posted 2008-06-11 17:10:35 on Bartiromo on Barack

    I calling UBS, they will see to it that my tax bill goes bye bye.