Johnny

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    Posted 2011-11-20 01:17:04 on UBS Investment Banking Chief Tries The Tough Love Approach

    I hope the sharks eat each other. It is a toss up which is worse. I say shoot them all and start over.

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    Posted 2011-05-13 20:19:00 on Steve Cohen Make Some Pocket Change Off Liz Taylor

    Selling multimillion dollar art at Philips is like  buying real estate through an agency.

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    Posted 2011-05-13 20:15:00 on AIG Will Not Be Treated Like Some Slut Who Grew Up Without A Father Figure

     Father figure? What's that? -Kinross "long term" shareholder

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    Posted 2011-05-13 16:38:00 on Your Window Of Opportunity To Invest With A Commodities Trader/Event Promoter/Aspiring Reality TV Star May Soon Be Closed

    I bet this is the guy who has been shorting my beloved Kinross Gold. -John Paulson

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    Posted 2010-08-18 10:32:21 on Financial Services Rep Not Aware Putting His DNA In Co-Worker’s Water Was Something His Office Frowned Upon

    I think there's an opening at Ping Capital

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    Posted 2009-11-10 08:57:34 on Hedge Fund Investor Relations Girl Sues Over Being Taken To Strip Clubs, Dumb Blonde Jokes

    Where did you get that dress? Its awful and those shoes and that coat jeez!

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    Posted 2008-07-31 15:42:15 on Cramer: Yes, The Market Has Bottomed

    @ 16 I know the WM is old news already, but when a stock pops 20% (for any reason) there will ALWAYS be people looking to short it, buy puts, etc. Why the confusion?

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    Posted 2008-07-30 16:12:32 on Bonus Watch ’08: Goldman Sachs

    @9 Thx for laugh!

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    Posted 2008-07-30 14:51:25 on A Modest Proposal

    Bess & JC, Please, for the love of all that is holy, can you please ban the 3rd grader from the site (ie, eating poop and mayo comments). Funny for a bit, but getting annoying. Everybody else, please don't yell at me for encouraging the juvenile (or recent fin'l layoff). It's clear he/she/it isn't stopping. Kind Regards, Johnny

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    Posted 2008-07-30 14:37:39 on Lack of Irish Luck for Bennigan’s

    @7 I think there's an Applebees (and a Cheesecake Factory?) in Times Square. Where else would the B&T eat when they come into the city. They would starve.

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    Posted 2008-07-30 13:12:59 on Merrill Lynch’s Security Crackdown

    E-mailing sensitive information to outside e-mail?!?! That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.... (aside from Thain talking about the financial health of Merrill over the past several months).

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    Posted 2008-07-29 14:35:31 on Writedowns For Everyone!

    FUN, Analyst, Blnde.... correct!! Guidos in Mercedes? They exist, but are FAAARRRRR outnumbered by pimped out Civics. It's not too late in the season to hit up the Neptunes parking lot and take a count....!!

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    Posted 2008-07-28 14:07:07 on The Vindication of David Finnerty

    @ 5 Yes, Spitzer is an asshole. And yes, this may have been a bit of a witchhunt. BUT... the specialists used to be real crooks / thugs. Let's not waste too much time sticking up for them. Back in the 80's, these guys were some of the biggest criminals on the street.

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    Posted 2008-07-24 13:48:09 on CFTC’s Oil Manipulators Pushed Prices Downward

    Are you implying that speculation has NOTHING to do with this runup in oil? Has some massive supply/demand dynamic changed in the last few days to warrant +/-15% selloff?? Shows what trillions of levered dollars chasing momentum can do....

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    Posted 2008-07-15 12:03:36 on Wachovia Demands Retraction From Dollar Dominatrix

    @ 11:55... "snarky".... i love that word. Makes me laugh every time. Take note, Bess & JC...

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    Posted 2008-07-14 14:11:43 on Admit Nothing!

    @ 1:43

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    Posted 2008-07-11 12:36:27 on Dick Fuld’s Coping Mechanism

    Bess doesn't show up anywhere in person. Don't you know she uses body doubles for public appearances..?

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    Posted 2008-07-10 15:32:48 on Bernanke and Paulson Friends Forever, Push Blueprint in DC

    @2:34 You ARE joking about Blythe being a hottie, right?

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    Posted 2008-07-10 10:55:21 on Irresponsible Rumor Mongering About LEH

    Well said, NSD.

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    Posted 2008-07-07 15:13:59 on What Good Are Do-Gooders?

    @2:56 Zzzzzzzz. Now, more importantly, what wonderful and fantastic feats of gluttony and/or sexual perversion are taking place today that we can discuss?