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    Nope, it's not. I hope you've at least figured out where the clitoris is, since you clearly don't know where the uterus is.

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    Posted 2009-03-10 14:33:04 on Make Tim Geithner An Offer

    @7: This house is two blocks away from where I grew up, and is technically in the Unincorporated Area of Larchmont, which is part of Mamaroneck Town but not Mamaroneck Village or Larchmont Village. Do not pretend you understand Westchester zoning; my dad was on the zoning board for a decade and there are STILL things that don't make sense about it.

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    @42, That's true of pretty much everyone I know--why would anyone want to go to Indiana unless they needed to? It's not like you're going to marvel at the natural beauty of the place.

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    @44: If Flavors wasn't in my building, I would burn that place down. As it stands, of course, I continue to eat there constantly.

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    Posted 2009-01-20 13:12:05 on Bernie Madoff, Unmemorable Frat Boy

    This article seemed equally concerned with Jay Salkin's cream cheese obsession as anything to do with Madoff, but if I know Jewish frat boys, the details of that are best left alone. Oh, and fuck ZBT, by the way; if ever there was a house I contemplated lighting on fire, it was yours.

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    @293-- The coolest people on the internet are the ones who complain that a website isn't discussing something after reading one article on an unrelated topic. There's been fully a dozen posts on Madoff in the last few days, and weeks if not months of coverage of changes in regulatory oversight. Since you're unemployed, you may want to spend your time reading back in the site a bit before you comment on anything else.

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    @ #13--$12/hr may be good money in the Midwest, the going rate here in New York is more like $15. If that's what you're paying your babysitter, she probably hates you. Related: the only reason to babysit for obnoxiously rich people is because they can afford to pay you more than average. Crazy rich people and their fucked-up kids are the absolute worst.

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    subpeoned--a Freudian slip befitting their new stature? Loves it.

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    Posted 2008-09-24 13:52:42 on More Collateral Damage From The Fall Of Lehman

    Puppy! Let's adopt her.

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    CUBS?? Oh, eww.

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    Posted 2008-08-26 10:54:22 on Temasek Loves Wall Street

    Mayonnaise is made primarily of oil and eggs, key ingredients in every cake you've ever eaten, of course you can bake it.

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    Posted 2008-08-25 16:19:46 on This Is Serious

    If your chest hair and sweat can't be contained within a normal shirt, an undershirt is not going to make that much of a difference, and looks tacky as hell. Invest in a better weight shirt and Botox your armpits if you're going to be girls about it.

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    Posted 2008-08-13 16:42:53 on The Recession Might Kill Your Baby

    @Ham That would be "nom nom nom" and if the economic situation gets really dire, I could happily subsist on a diet of infant thighs and vodka.

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    Posted 2008-08-04 14:49:42 on Do Recessions Help Or Hurt Your Love Life?

    All my friends have swung back to wanting to date doctors and lawyers, although that might just be the genetic destiny of Jewish girls getting older. Personally I've just found that every guy I know who works at Ernst & Young has become an arrogant prick and that I'm seeing a lot more cards from suddenly-confident gentlemen in compliance.

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    Posted 2008-07-24 14:15:27 on Happy Time for Hedgies

    Lots of obnoxious young finance guys have started appearing in my Bikram class, because I guess it's more manly and extreme. It's cute to watch them try to "win" at yoga.

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    I cannot wait until this is decided and I can slap the shit out of the bitch who sings along to her iPod on the treadmill

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    Dude, are you retarded? Do you actually think his name is Jeff? And his only identifiable detail is that he does something in the financial sector, which would make him one of hundreds of thousands of people. But it's exciting to meet one of those people who always believes what they read on the Internet! I didn't think any of you existed anymore.

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    Posted 2007-10-23 13:38:42 on Finally, Becky Quick Expecting?

    Omg, its a Conde Nast-Hearst-CNBC mind-meltingly weird image. A moment of silence for the beginning of the end of Britney's body.

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    Aren't you starting to wonder if this entire thing isn't just an elaborate hoax put together by the New York Post? My bet on the next to be implicated is Midget Mac from "I Love New York 2." All we're missing are racial overtones to make this the perfect storm of gossip.

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    A Dealbreaker dating service, on the other hand...you might have some takers, esp. if Bess was involved.