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    Posted 2011-06-27 17:54:00 on Former Citigroup Employee Arrested For Embezzling $19 Million

    Hey Peter man!  Check our Channel 9!  Check out this chick!

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    Posted 2011-04-27 15:32:00 on Has Bank Of America-Merrill Lynch Been Disrespecting Sallie Krawcheck?

    Just bring Stanley O'Neal out of retirement to run a division at BofA -- he did such a great job of crashing and burning a 100 year old firm. There's a guy name Richard Fuld who wouldn't mind getting in on the action either.

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    Posted 2011-04-06 18:41:00 on Accused Insider Traders Debate Whether To Burn Or Wash A Stack Of Cash

    Hey Peter man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams!

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    Posted 2008-05-29 18:18:54 on Long Gold, Short Oil?

    @5:30 - That's genius. You called me a douchebag with the anticipation of not having the comment posted. So why comment in the first place? I left your comment because, unlike you, I'm not a db. Here's the response I wrote for the benefit of those who aren't going to scroll through my whole rant on PopSerious: "First off, you’re making the assumption that the Chinese economy will sustain this growth four years out. It may not. I know of several manufacturers who are looking elsewhere because they find that China is starting to cost too much. But, besides that, the point I’m making is that the rise in prices for both gold and oil were due mostly to a devalued US dollar. There was no fundamental reason why the relative value of oil increased versus gold beginning just a few months ago. My take is that it’s a short-lived speculative bubble. Also, someone on DB said that the supply of oil is flat and that running a gold mine is easy. The total amount of gold mined can fill up only four Olympic sized swimming pools whereas we haven’t even begun to drill off the Eastern seaboard of the US, let alone elsewhere."

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    Posted 2007-08-10 13:11:09 on Market Contagion Spreads To Hipster DJs

    Piss off, Melody. My only concern about DB's server space is that clearly not enough of it is spent on Becky Jarvis or Margaret Brennan. Carney, please fix that immediately.

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    Posted 2007-07-27 13:03:10 on CNBC Cat Fight?
    Money Honey vs. Street Sweetie

    I would just like to say I object to post about CNBC hotties which neglects to mention Becky Jarvis or Margaret Brennan. This is an outrage!

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    Posted 2007-04-16 12:09:04 on Tell Us About Your CFA Charter

    nm: Genius! Passed Level I exam. Too lazy to study for Level II. Does that make me a bad person?

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    Posted 2007-04-13 14:34:42 on It Goes Without Saying That Sallie Krawcheck Would Smoke All of These Fools

    I voted for pre-accident Carney. I think he once slugged someone for groping my friend, though the only fight I've ever actually seen him win is the one against his own liver.

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    Posted 2007-04-13 10:51:00 on The Poetry of Dan Loeb Is On The Money

    Whatevs. Carney, put in a good word with Rebecca Jarvis on my behalf. Otherwise, you're dead to me.

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    Posted 2007-04-10 13:18:50 on One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other

    Are you kidding? There is no need for that. CNBC hires perhaps the hottest broadcasters on television. One in particular: Seriously, is there any woman more adorable than Rebecca Jarvis? She makes you want to give up trading and spend the rest of your life taking care of her.

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    Posted 2006-11-17 01:40:05 on Milton Friedman Is Dead

    Milton Friedman died on January 20, 2001 at noon, when George W. Bush's right hand went up and he took the oath of office. At that very moment, the GOP forgot free market capitalism and replaced it with whatever the hell it is Bush and the imbeciles in Congress were advocating.

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    Posted 2006-08-02 18:04:40 on Okay, maybe. But in our experience, it’s usually just money

    Praise Allah! There's hope for me yet!