Mark Klein MD

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    Posted 2009-08-31 12:38:18 on What Gets Hank Paulson’s Stomach Lining Going?

    Finally! Something I understand! OK - here goes: He obviously got sick because, while in Tokyo, Hank came to the aide of Godzilla in his epic battle with Megalon. Godzilla Paulson was, of course, victorious. However the cosmic rays Hank endured have caused him to develop cancer of the sarcophagus, a side effect of which is vomiting. If any of you retards had ever been to med school, like ME, instead of bringing this country to ruin with your scandalous banker ways, you'd know that. -- Mark Klein, MD

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    Posted 2009-08-28 14:17:46 on SOMEBODY SAVE BIFF BASNESS!

    It is probably just their investors' cash that is going up in smoke. They should send the cop cars next.

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    Posted 2009-08-28 12:43:40 on AIG CEO Sees No Need To Work In The Office

    I warned the management of AIG many times in the comments of this blog and others that the premiums they were charging for CDS were too low. Of course, my advice went unheeded just as it often was back when I was practicing medicine. My patients would come back with some chronic fatal condition crying to me to save them, but it was too late...

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    Posted 2009-08-27 11:44:35 on Huddle Up

    I am sick of hearing how these sharks are swindling us everyday. They should have to disclose every trade they make and publish their opinion on which way the market is going to go each day so they can't front run the public on their ideas.

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    Posted 2009-08-26 17:27:38 on Money Honey Too Good For Phil Mickelson?

    The urban myth is true. I removed some of my ribs in order to suck my own dick. Not a bad gig if you can get it. -Mark Klein MD

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    Posted 2009-08-26 15:39:39 on Running For Cover

    The rich seem to be fine using government services when they're calling the cops on maniacs chopping their hedge rows down with chainsaws. Why are they always whining about paying the taxes for those services then? I don't complain when I pay my taxes, and after the judge ordered me to, the taxes of my ex-wife.

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    Posted 2009-08-26 12:08:55 on Because So Many Of You Are Begging For It

    I don't understand what this has to do with responsible financial journalism. This distracting behavior is what got us into this mess to begin with. What happened to Paul Kangas soberly reporting the day's advances and declines?

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    Posted 2009-08-25 13:09:51 on Citi Gives Borrowers Something To Be Happy About

    Collegues I've spoken with make me think these researchers are on to something. The solution is easy: make Citigroup pay for all these homeowners' antidepressant and blood pressure drugs. I would like to know how many of the bankers that sold these mortgages are suffering bouts of depression on their yachts right now.

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    Posted 2009-08-25 12:19:33 on Unfounded Rumor Of The Morning, DE Shaw Edition

    It makes sense that a firm that relies entirely on computers to make high frequency trades of dark pools is laying people off. It could be one of two things: they just bought more computers or the downturn is affecting them as well. After speaking with my Senator, he assures me that it won't be too much longer until this whole firm is out of work.

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    Posted 2009-08-24 16:24:35 on What Kind of Cancer Is Both “Serious” And “Not Life Threatening”?

    When Bernard Madoff stole $50 billion from his investors, some of whom were his supposed friends and fuck buddies, he proved that he was a heartless liar. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprise if he were lying about something as serious as cancer.

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    Posted 2009-08-24 16:12:31 on GM Finds Something It’s Good At

    The problem with GM is that they aren't making cars that people want. They are also losing money on each car they produce. Despite this, we need to support this company so our entire manufacturing base doesn't move to China.

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    Posted 2009-08-24 11:51:43 on Maxine Is Off And Running

    I agree with Rep. Waters. What we need to do is tax these rich people like the bankers and CEO's that are driving up medical costs with bigger and bigger tit jobs for their wives.

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    Posted 2008-07-03 16:26:30 on BeachComber: The Weekend Started Yesterday

    John, I hate the Hamptons but enjoy reading about weather, traffic and parties. Is this newsletter for me?