Meatbone9

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    Posted 2011-12-13 13:39:14 on Goldman Sachs Will Recruit At Harvard When Goldman Sachs Feels Welcome

    "Models help people. They make them feel good about themselves." "They also show them how to dress cool... " "...and wear their hair in interesting ways."

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    Posted 2011-12-02 09:05:25 on Duke University Grads Waste Plenty Of “Unique Intelligence” Working On Wall Street Too, You Know

    careers in public service...really? REALLY?

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    Posted 2011-11-10 11:29:23 on In Which BoNY Mellon Maybe Understands Derivatives A Little Too Well

    Regulatory arbitrage? Is that what the kids call it these days?

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    Posted 2011-09-27 16:26:58 on Wall Street Protest 2011: How Long Must A Child Of Parents With Multiple Degrees Beg To Be Arrested Before Someone Listens?

    We're not gonna protest....

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    Posted 2011-08-10 17:38:14 on Fearing People Might Not Get It, Nouriel Spells Out The Reference In His Horribly Unfunny Joke

    You are a POS no talent fear mongrel. Conrgats on your new duplex, good thing no one knows where you live ahole.

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    Posted 2011-04-15 19:51:00 on Poll: Will A Jury Be Impressed By Raj Rajaratnam’s $15 Million Gift To His Star Witness?

    5 years.

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    Posted 2011-02-09 20:26:00 on Former Goldman Sachs Analyst Weighs On The ‘Godzilla Of Stench’ That Emanates From Indian Men’s Houses

    Talk about a Black Liquor Tax....

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    Posted 2011-02-08 19:22:00 on Former SAC Capital Employees Charged With Insider Trading Discuss Specifics Of How To Destroy Evidence

    Back in good old 2009 you would just fake your own death and go camping for a bit.

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    Posted 2011-01-21 20:32:00 on Phil Falcone: My Investors Don’t Know Jack

    Pigs that play the piano?

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    Posted 2010-11-24 16:25:00 on Prosecutors Charge Expert Network Exec Don Ching Trang Chu

    Where is Grandpa's automobile?

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    Posted 2010-11-11 17:36:00 on Harbinger Capital Has An Interesting Alternative Theory For Why Goldman Sachs Pulled Its Money From The Fund

    Mmmm poached pig.

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    Posted 2010-11-01 21:16:00 on JPMorgan Investigated For ABACUS-Like Deal So Far Lacking Similar Intrigue

    Wait...the Frenchman and his GF broke up?

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    Posted 2010-10-14 21:25:00 on AU CONTRAIRE: I’ll Give You The Names And Phone Numbers Of At Least Half A Dozen Clients Who’ve Invested With Pershing Square Expressly, And I Quote, “Because Of That Incredible Head Of Hair”

    Elvis has nothing on the Ack.

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    Posted 2010-10-14 15:03:00 on Amidst News Of Lower Compensation, Occidental President-cum-CEO Addresses, Allays Our Fears

    Fancy feast is good anytime.

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    Posted 2010-10-13 21:05:00 on Financial Services Employee Seeks Help Spending Bonus

    Constant stream of live play background music ala "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka". Not the right scene, but genius non-the-less. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dipabvtCWeA

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    Posted 2010-10-07 20:53:00 on Looking Ahead, We’re Also Going To Need A Sidekick And A Love Interest For The Alter-Ego

    Good call with the sidekick...first panel should be him arguing to the point of physical attack with someone over the merits of a certain pizza - CG involvement a must. Maybe a little bit of the tat showing under his cuff - or is that reserved for when he rips his shirt off in anger. Well done random DB illustrator, well done.

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    Posted 2010-10-05 17:16:00 on Ex-Hedge Fund Manager Forced To Sell Beloved Teddy Bear Collection

    "Man stares into the abyss, and there's nothing staring back at him. That's when man finds his character. And that's what keeps him out of the abyss."

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    Posted 2010-09-17 14:35:00 on Lisa Marie Falcone: “I Do What I Want”

    She is a special woman and lucky to have her. I can't understand why more people don't want to marry.

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    Posted 2010-06-28 12:36:09 on Who Wants To Give This Kid A Job?

    Drop the Havvaad Ext and go a bit more broad with your valuation techniques - ie. Analyzed companies using tradition value methodologies...you won't be doing any of that so it doesn't really matter - they will just want to know you understand what a stock is.... Play the Math geek up more, they love that sht.

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    Posted 2010-06-23 17:46:23 on Trish Regan’s Neighbors Gave Her Sh*t For Singing In The Shower

    Awesome all around per the usual. Bess makes learning fun!