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    Posted 2009-07-06 11:23:15 on Where In The World Is Ruth Madoff?

    I heard a rumor she's trying out for next season's "The Cougar".

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    Posted 2009-06-12 14:03:34 on Capt. Sully Probably Saved AIG Millions

    Does this mean I can get PTSD Therapy free of charge from AIG for having been a shareholder?

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    Posted 2009-06-02 13:52:21 on News You Can Use: Gold Now Coke Dealers’ Preferred Form Of Payment

    What's a "Dominican Republican"? Is that like 2009 Big Papi, full of smiles, but batting .195?

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    Posted 2009-06-02 13:51:11 on Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Lucky Recipient Of Whole Lotta Hummers

    I'll have a #3 with some Egg Foo Young and Power Windows, please. I SAID A NUMBER THREE WITH SOME EGG FOO YOUNG POWER WINDOWS PLEASE REPEAT MY ORDER WHAT DID YOU SAY? I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU? Okay, pay by credit, please. $55,000? Can I put that on AmEx? Thanks!

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    Posted 2009-06-01 18:11:16 on We’ve Rallied Over 40%- So Now What?

    We're +40% but we're still at 68.8% of the 52-week high. +40% is more of a sign of how absurdly low shit tanked and less of a sign of actual growth. You want growth, show me DOW 12000.

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    Posted 2009-06-01 16:00:33 on Online Gambling: Your Supplemental Income?

    Poker got a lot harder with all the out of work quants and all the dead money being broke. I've moved onto more fertile pastures.

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    Posted 2009-05-29 10:29:16 on Citi Center Landlord Enhancing Building’s Prestige By Not Having Word “Citi” Anywhere Near It

    Uh, it *IS* a lego building.

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    Posted 2009-05-21 09:18:26 on Laura Pendergest-Holt In Danger Of Not Flying Free

    Definitely do her. Yum.

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    Posted 2009-05-19 15:50:14 on The Trouble With Dubai

    @15, I thought the King of Popping Children's Buttholes was in Bahrain, not Dubai.

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    Posted 2009-05-15 12:39:53 on Any Chance You’ll Accept Payment In Toxic Paper?

    This is why I don't marry shrill japanese women

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    Posted 2009-05-13 11:05:27 on “This Is Not A Court Of Feng Shui”

    Yoko with pigtails. Puke.

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    Posted 2009-04-29 09:49:40 on Casting The Wall Street Sequel

    Tom Cruise as Gekko Dakota Fanning as Seth Davis

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    Posted 2009-04-24 10:39:54 on Citi: Firing Pandit Would Put The Global Financial System At Risk

    What they mean is that the Indians that run all of Citi will riot. It is a bad enough thing to outsource your IT to India, a far worse thing to outsource your executive management to India.

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    Posted 2008-11-25 14:15:35 on Vikram Pandit’s Got “One More Screw Up” Left. What Will It Be?

    So wait, what did Pandit bring to the table to Citi? - Sold POS Old Lane to C - Put over $216M into his pocket personally - Oversaw a price drop from $33.23 to $3.05 Note to companies: You're supposed to outsource IT to India, not Management.

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    Posted 2008-11-25 14:10:33 on Insider Rumors: Citi Terms In Detail

    So... A) The Fed wanted to do this at a punitive rate to discourage everyone else making a phone call B) The Fed doesn't trust C C) The Fed hates having to pay in Rupees and charged extra for the conversion rate

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    Posted 2008-10-20 14:47:05 on Shortages You Never Expected

    Good to see Ruth Buzzi is active in politics. http://worldofwonder.net/images4/ruthbuzzibday.jpg