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    Posted 2010-02-09 13:11:06 on Somebody Lend Ben Bernanke A Shovel

    C'mon, pflugie - EVERYONE knows Chazz is rollin in an IROC Z...

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    Posted 2010-01-22 12:58:47 on Who Could Take Over For Ben Bernanke?

    any automated offset printing press, 100,000 55 gallon drums of green ink, and a few million reams of 60% linen rag paper stock

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    Posted 2010-01-22 12:46:48 on Volcker Rule: WTF?

    the phrase "That whole Yael thing" is starting to make a lot more sense...

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    Posted 2009-09-23 10:27:35 on Opening Bell: 09.23.09

    Law blows syphilitic goats. It is a miserable profession. The "winners" are almost invariably aged-before-their-time workaholics; the losers are worse than pathetic, earning less than garbagemen while carrying gargantuan student loan balances. And yet each year the ABA accredits another half-dozen shitbag law schools and suckers with their dumbass B.A.'s line up to jump in. Fucktards.

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    Posted 2009-09-01 14:36:15 on Maria Bartiromo And Erin Burnett Are (Collectively) More Important Than David Einhorn And John Paulson

    36 FT friggin W "Mamma Leone's Hostess" no one should ever refer to Maria B by any other name ever again. It's perfect.

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    Posted 2009-08-19 14:46:58 on Help Handbridge Capital Pick A Font

    wow - I take a coupla weeks off, and suddenly the collective wisdom here are debating a TF Tee shirt logo?? WTF?? I would lose the "frosted" typeface - I mean, SOME subtlety is called for... LOL

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    Posted 2009-08-05 16:02:44 on You And Us And The IRS

    Nice to see the swissie-flag-face gal again.

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    Posted 2009-08-05 15:57:38 on We Have A Drinking Challenge

    what a candy-ass "challenge" - any high school age Jones Beach counterman circa 1979 could have done that before 9 A.M.

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    Posted 2009-08-05 11:42:07 on Goldman Wishes You’d Please Turn Off That Damn Light.

    Either GS has stooped to pushing adulterated penicillin, or EP posted a pic intended for a UBS swipe: "In medieval Italy under the Borgias you had murder, constant war and assassinations, but the result was Michelangelo and the Rennaissance; In Switzerland you had 400 years of peace, democracy and brotherly love, and it produced ... the cuckoo clock..." awesome flick

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    Posted 2009-08-04 14:23:43 on Three Million Students

    Three million unemployed students is NOTHING compared to the much larger looming demographic IED that lies in the road for China -- the 50-million-female deficit. Chinese fellas aged 0 - 20 are going to have to learn to live with one or more of the following: 1. a lifetime of whacking it; 2. a lifetime of MMF and MMMF threesomes and foursomes; 3. just going all out whole hog prison homo; or 4. raiding No. Korea, Vietnam, Mongolia, Siberia and Nepal to augment their babeage.

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    Posted 2009-08-04 08:43:41 on Opening Bell: 08.04.2009

    @9 - i thought it meant "gold man-sacks" "Seaman Bodine" is a perfectly respectable handle as any aficionado of early Pynchon knows.

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    Posted 2009-08-03 14:50:05 on Relax, Germany Is Going To Eliminate Unemployment

    hell they dould do this overnight just by kicking out half the Turks... be a little tougher getting a doner kebab on the KuDamm, but that's life...

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    Posted 2009-08-03 13:10:18 on Most Unfortunate Purchase Ruth Madoff Is Not Permitted To Make Without Notifying Irving Picard

    collagen injections, per lip

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    Posted 2009-07-30 11:11:45 on Robert Shiller, Westchester-Area Realtor Rub Tim Geithner’s Nose In It

    @ 2 she's definitely a soup chicken http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=soup+chicken

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    Posted 2009-07-30 11:02:45 on Lady Hard Up For Cash Whores Self Out For Hot Tips, Help With Subprime Mortgage

    @ 8 - Yes - the lesson is - get your gumadas the old-fashioned way... PTA meetings or whilst commuting on the LIRR.

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    Posted 2009-07-30 09:20:42 on Opening Bell: 07.30.09

    @6 - so true - I'd go for Ms. Warren like a hog after corn on a cool fall day.

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    Posted 2009-07-29 14:07:20 on How To Pay For Andrew Hall’s Bonus

    @ 1 - either that or about $100 million worth of AZT

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    Posted 2009-07-29 13:55:10 on Ruth Madoff May Not Be Able To Swing Spanish Harlem 1-Bedroom!

    Hey Naked: The collagen injected lips say "I'm a pampered wealthy older woman!" The bags under the eyes say "I'm gonna be sucking dick for cabfare soon!" BTW - Steel Reserve is definitely the preferred "park bench bottle" - 8.2% alcohol -- Old English doesn't come close

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    Posted 2009-07-28 14:51:50 on Paul Tudor Jones Giveth And Taketh Away (Updated)

    Only a bona fide attention whore or professonal actor really enjoys seeing/hearing themselves on film. He doesn't come off bad at all, but I know I would hate to have a 20+ year old video of me goofing around at work circulating out there -- he may just feel the same.

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    Posted 2009-07-28 14:45:22 on Michelle Caruso-Cabrera Giving Amanda Drury A Run For Her Money

    outstanding babypillows, but a voice made for silent movies...