1. gently passing flatus
2. pinching a loaf with conviction
3. evil eye
4. like my Timex watch?
5. Daydreaming, "last night while executing #2, I absolutely crushed it at Brickbreaker. I da man!"
Hey Obama,
First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
I don't know what kind of Socialist bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but America Jack is banker territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again!
Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker!
I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
Last year's SA class on Goldman's Risk Arbitrage desk faced a horrific hazing test by being forced to drink cups of coffee brewed with water scooped from the toilets at Port Authority.
After successfully wretching down a piping hot cup of PA swill, one SA (Andrew T) was asked for his thoughts to which he replied, "slightly worse than Ping Jiang urine, slightly better than Goldman's house coffee."
I knew this day would eventually come,.. the day when DB comes full circle, as foretold by the prophet Blanustrodamus:
MAYO!, Shamwow, 'Banging my secretary in the ass', and Orange Mortgage Salesmen are not gone from the comment section, they have been here all along, lurking in the shadows like a level 3 sexual predator at the shallow end of a public swimming pool.
The second sketch in KC's series of Bernie was a tasteful full nude done beside a bowl of fruit and vegetables in the prison kitchen pantry.
However, the juxtaposition of a baby carrot parallel to BM's waist completely eclipsed his underdeveloped pee-shooter, thereby ruining the aesthetic aim of KC's 'Man Over Nature' motif
-Art/Penis critic Sheryl Weinstein
I was honestly embarrassed to hear that the CFA Institute has reduced the multiple choice options from four down to THREE!! The quintessence of bush league.
The guy who took the CFA designation off his business card has the right idea. When the short bus starts pulling up to the test center and CFA charterholders start including Down Syndrome All-Stars we have a serious credibility issue with the fucking charter.
Dude @1,
Just a technical question: What do you do with the nutsack in this situation? All compressed to one side or the mushroom-rod splits it right down the middle?
Bernanke is holding rates artificially low with precisely this objective in mind. The Kilimanjaro-steepness of the yield curve is designed to bail out the financial sector by earning the balance sheet back into health.
In 1H09 BAC's deposits & fed funds went to $1.163tr from $978b in 1H08, yet interest expense went DOWN from $15.3b to $8.2b.
You can't fuck with that.
I would advise depositing these little pests in a sealed burlap sack and tossing them Olympian Discus style into the Hudson.
On the other hand, if the momma cat had given birth to a flock of little egrets then i know of a special inmate who would nurture them into fine hedge fund managers...
This paradigm inevitably asserts itself when you sit on the board of BRK for too long. This idea does not come originally from BG, he is merely a proxy.
Firms exist to maximize profit for shareholders. Attracting top talent needs to be balanced with overpaying and reckless risk seeking behavior.
This issue is ambiguous at best - the only unequivocal thing i know in life is this: UBS sucks!
"Man, i can't believe this.. Manny has only been finger-banging my sphincter for like under 5 mins and just passes out like that..."
Zvi: "Let me just stretch out here a sec and then i'll finish ya off"
I picture this bloke's unit as a darker version of Madoff's microscopic hor d'oeurves sausage weiner.
Moreover, his ball sack is one of those that contain no testicles, just a shrunken little flap of elbow skin..
1. gently passing flatus 2. pinching a loaf with conviction 3. evil eye 4. like my Timex watch? 5. Daydreaming, "last night while executing #2, I absolutely crushed it at Brickbreaker. I da man!"
Hey Obama, First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of Socialist bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but America Jack is banker territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
Last year's SA class on Goldman's Risk Arbitrage desk faced a horrific hazing test by being forced to drink cups of coffee brewed with water scooped from the toilets at Port Authority. After successfully wretching down a piping hot cup of PA swill, one SA (Andrew T) was asked for his thoughts to which he replied, "slightly worse than Ping Jiang urine, slightly better than Goldman's house coffee."
@60 Receipt Guy, "Freeze wart in groin area............................. 225.00 Emergency repair frozen penis .................. 875.00" Absolute genius!!
?Can someone run a photo-forensic analysis to confirm if the hands from the field trip pics match this head shot pic?
I knew this day would eventually come,.. the day when DB comes full circle, as foretold by the prophet Blanustrodamus: MAYO!, Shamwow, 'Banging my secretary in the ass', and Orange Mortgage Salesmen are not gone from the comment section, they have been here all along, lurking in the shadows like a level 3 sexual predator at the shallow end of a public swimming pool.
Ping Jiang: Brown-Eye (Girl)
I had no idea Corky made the transition from acting to alternative investments.
@24-TC, the last time i checked the death penalty worked just fine - 100% success rate.
Shipping 3,000 gold-plated Fleshlights to 85 Broad does not consititute an economic recovery
In the Land of the Egg-Shaped Penises, the arrowhead schlong is king.
The second sketch in KC's series of Bernie was a tasteful full nude done beside a bowl of fruit and vegetables in the prison kitchen pantry. However, the juxtaposition of a baby carrot parallel to BM's waist completely eclipsed his underdeveloped pee-shooter, thereby ruining the aesthetic aim of KC's 'Man Over Nature' motif -Art/Penis critic Sheryl Weinstein
I was honestly embarrassed to hear that the CFA Institute has reduced the multiple choice options from four down to THREE!! The quintessence of bush league. The guy who took the CFA designation off his business card has the right idea. When the short bus starts pulling up to the test center and CFA charterholders start including Down Syndrome All-Stars we have a serious credibility issue with the fucking charter.
Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?
Dude @1, Just a technical question: What do you do with the nutsack in this situation? All compressed to one side or the mushroom-rod splits it right down the middle?
Bernanke is holding rates artificially low with precisely this objective in mind. The Kilimanjaro-steepness of the yield curve is designed to bail out the financial sector by earning the balance sheet back into health. In 1H09 BAC's deposits & fed funds went to $1.163tr from $978b in 1H08, yet interest expense went DOWN from $15.3b to $8.2b. You can't fuck with that.
I would advise depositing these little pests in a sealed burlap sack and tossing them Olympian Discus style into the Hudson. On the other hand, if the momma cat had given birth to a flock of little egrets then i know of a special inmate who would nurture them into fine hedge fund managers...
This paradigm inevitably asserts itself when you sit on the board of BRK for too long. This idea does not come originally from BG, he is merely a proxy. Firms exist to maximize profit for shareholders. Attracting top talent needs to be balanced with overpaying and reckless risk seeking behavior. This issue is ambiguous at best - the only unequivocal thing i know in life is this: UBS sucks!
"Man, i can't believe this.. Manny has only been finger-banging my sphincter for like under 5 mins and just passes out like that..." Zvi: "Let me just stretch out here a sec and then i'll finish ya off"
I picture this bloke's unit as a darker version of Madoff's microscopic hor d'oeurves sausage weiner. Moreover, his ball sack is one of those that contain no testicles, just a shrunken little flap of elbow skin..