NomadTrader

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    Posted 2008-05-14 13:03:44 on League Tables: Trainwreck Edition

    Throw in UBS with IKB, and you got half of the fuck-ups sitting in German accounts. Sargent Schultz to the rescue though - " I know nothing." Don't look now, but we are so sorry you got squat in your account.

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    Posted 2008-04-25 15:44:03 on Thailand: Future M&A Paradise

    Somewhere in that opium den JC inhabits, the rest of the crowd must be doubled over in giggles watching these posts. Bess, get the guy laid so my brain stops thinking about Thailand.

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    Posted 2008-04-25 15:14:07 on Thailand: Rice Basket To The World

    Bess, can you pull rank and get JC the fuck out of Thailand before he hurts himself. I expected a few lame posts, just so he could cover himself while chasing babes. But I'm beginning to think he's serious with this rice shit.

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    Posted 2008-04-25 14:31:51 on I’m Just Eating Rice In An Equity Traders’ Paradise

    Economics lessons from Thailand? JC, go grab a beer and start chasing some 'tang for God's sake.

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    Posted 2008-04-25 14:28:34 on Greens Blame Speculators For Rising Rice Prices

    Yes dear readers, every fucking problem in the world ultimately comes from "traders". We are all greedy MF's who would gladly slit your mothers throat for a precious tick. But I am totally sympatico with you rice eaters, so next time I eat Mexican I will hold the rice thereby keeping the price down. I will suffer so you may eat.

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    Posted 2008-04-25 13:58:28 on Our Faith In The Financial Services Industry Hath Been Restored, And You’re All About To Benefit

    Bess, please send some hot meat over to Muffie along with the latest Penthouse and a bottle of your best Champale. Girl needs something.

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    Posted 2008-04-25 10:09:14 on Inmate 57

    He should have gotten 20 years for being so totally stupid. Hey Wes, ever hear of "offshore" - and no, I don't mean Liberia or Nigeria. Well, you got some time now in the bighouse to read up in the library, so start with Panama and go from there. By the way Wes, nice choice to pick Woody as a character witness - that sure seems to have impressed the judge.

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    Posted 2008-04-24 16:08:48 on Portfolio Columnists Should Not Throw Stones

    These two look like "Harold & Kumar Go To Wall Street". Any chance these two spent their entire summer vacations as kiddies kissing butt in France? Inquiring minds just need to know, Muffie, and I'm betting you were their to watch the whole thing.

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    Posted 2008-04-24 14:07:43 on Rumor Control

    So all I got to do is send a few emails to a bunch of lemming traders and prices plummet? Yes, our crack Gov't investigative apparatus is hard at work protecting us. Gordon says stay long BlueStar, but Bud has become such a Schmuck.

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    Posted 2008-04-22 11:14:43 on China Now Carrying The Torch For Worldwide Galliphobia

    Which Laotian prison can we write to JC? Hope they have a Happy Hour.

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    Posted 2008-04-21 13:41:32 on ‘It’s Like the Photo of the Kid in ‘Nam That Won the Pulitzer! ‘Cept It’s Some Rich Ivy Leaguer Who’ll Have To Be Subsidized By Her Parents For One More Summer’

    Not my type either. Much prefer Muffie speaking French I can't understand.

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    Posted 2008-04-18 11:48:50 on How To Think About How Phenomenally Failing Citi Is Still A (Sacred) Cash Cow

    Anybody willing to fund my new company with a Billion [or maybe 2 billion] dollars. We will list the shares everywhere. I will do my best to lose most of it trading, but the upside for all of us is that the stock will go up 50% and we all get rich. What's not to like?

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    Posted 2008-04-17 14:37:24 on Where Was Chuck Prince’s Freshman Year Econ Prof When We Needed Him?

    I got your heterogeneous agent right here. And what's with that shit-eating grin: maybe he's just been told Jack Welch thinks he can run a Taco Bell.

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    Posted 2008-04-17 11:58:48 on No, I Don’t Know Where You Got That Idea From

    Bess, was that you that put a luggy in my taco 6 months ago at Jersey turnpike toll plaza? 'cause it tasted better than usual is all.

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    Posted 2008-04-16 14:34:16 on George Soros’s Big Swinging Grapes

    The wine ad I always wanted to see ... great stuff Bess.

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    Posted 2008-04-16 12:59:41 on Hurry! Space Is Limited!

    Are there any keynote speakers from Bear at this shindig? Would be a wild Q & A session after tea and crumpets.

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    Posted 2008-04-11 14:20:16 on Do I Look Like I’m Negotiating?

    Oh Bess, if only somebody would have the nuts to do it. The more the merrier. Go for it L. Frickin B.

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    Posted 2008-04-11 12:52:58 on Alpine Nightmares

    These guys [like Swissy bankers] have been living off their undeserved reputation for years. About time some light got shined on these worms.

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    Posted 2008-04-07 13:12:04 on “We’ll bake that right up for you”

    And now that J-Cay is practically on welfare - well, he needs all the love he can get. So please, Stoner-dude, make the call.

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    Posted 2008-04-04 16:36:20 on Sacrilege

    Damn! All this time I been ignoring this genius. Can turn my whole investment life around in just 2 weeks. Yea, but can he trade NG or forex? My only question is: Now that www.askbilly.com is "off the vibe", where does Cramer's kin get his info?