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    Posted 2008-02-26 13:52:30 on Non-Trivial Pursuits

    I'm guessing 1...with a tail. Golf, while fun to slap balls around (right, bess), the value of biz relationships on the course are way overrated. Then again, I think the backslapping, buddy, buddy shit is for total hacks.

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    Posted 2008-02-26 09:27:28 on Opening Bell: 2.26.08

    Good points Anal. Have an ag trader sitting by me, he said yesterday that the recalled beef is already being spread (in the form of shit) on the wheat that is feeding the next load of tainted beef. Re: drug ads If this means I don't have to see Jarvik and his awkward son running down a country lane fifteen times a night, I can't say I oppose.

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    Posted 2008-02-22 12:15:13 on Cavuto Would Be So Into It

    @ Anal_yst Re: "Put it in your mouth", by Akinyele Went out with a chick in college, on the first date after cocktails, she threw in a cd from her purse. First song on it, you guessed it...and she sung all the workds. So much for keeping it mysterious.

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    Posted 2008-02-20 13:37:21 on Sender Snubbed

    Seeing the jack lotion on the left hand side of the screen never ceases to crack me up. Where the hell is Beeker (Beaker?)?

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    Posted 2008-02-20 09:51:31 on Write-Offs: 02.19.08

    Am I a bad person because I kind of enjoyed the Sykes post? Should I punish myself?

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    Posted 2008-02-14 11:57:47 on Can We Get Another Shot Of That Semen Detector, Jimmy?

    This system is totally faulty. For the road warriors, it is hard to walk into a Holiday Inn without slogging through piles of jizz. Put a blacklight on that shit if you don't believe me. Flip flops bitches, flip flops.

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    Posted 2008-02-14 11:10:36 on Terrible News

    Way too much ethnic diversity outside of CNBC. Same reason nobody watches the weather channel. On a serious note, FBN sucks balls.

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    Posted 2008-02-13 16:36:57 on Douchebag Defined: The Flowchart

    @ Anal http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?SectionID=11&StoryID=239 Supportive of your statement.

  9. 9
    Posted 2008-02-13 16:33:30 on No! You Can Never Be Too Orange In Moz’s Eyes!

    Remind me not to let my wife walk past girls office. What is your alternative suggestion girl?

  10. 10
    Posted 2008-02-13 15:05:39 on Big News

    "...and it’s covered with knobs." DB readers are having horrible college flashbacks.

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    Posted 2008-02-13 13:26:49 on Write-Offs: 02.12.08

    It's amazing how the worm has turned on this deal. She's at home laughing at all you "where is lindsay?" whiners. Chick gets hotter by the week. Vics Secret revenues have really popped since she started to sex it up.

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    Posted 2008-02-13 10:28:43 on Bear Stearns & Ralph Cioffi: They’re Still Friends

    Everybody has a price for pride and integrity, sounds like they BSC lifted that offer. Note to current employer: Just ask me, I've already got that number figured out.

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    Posted 2008-02-12 17:25:20 on Sports Illustrated Market Indicator

    I see that stuff and can't fight the urge to turn my wife into the $6 million woman. How I present the "Marissa Miller makes me want to turn you into the Bionic Woman" conversation I haven't worked out yet.

  14. 14
    Posted 2008-02-12 12:41:54 on Who Is The Biggest Asshole On Wall Street?

    Gasparino will undoubtedly pin it to his headboard.

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    Posted 2008-02-12 12:35:18 on Reminders

    The ValueStock Tips guy with a GoDaddy dot com type commercial. Fat guy in a bikini? Fox has no problem with that.

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    Posted 2008-02-11 15:30:02 on Write-Offs: 02.08.08

    @ JMAN She looks significantly better sitting down giving Bolling (and me) that I'm gonna tear you apart stare. Standing up behind the computer, she just looks lanky and washed out.

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    Posted 2008-02-11 14:11:16 on Case Closed

    "If you tell anyone about this I’ll fucking kill you," Dan Loeb in disguise? So many clues pointing so many different directions.

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    Posted 2008-02-11 13:59:39 on The French On Kerveil: He’s From Brittany Not ‘France’

    @ Anal_yst As a state school guy, I tend to think of school selection at the age of 18 as a real reflection of priorities. While I excelled academically, it was the small matter of boozing and whoring that kept me from aspiring to "more prestigious" academic institutions. To attend Ivy league institutions, (very generally speaking here) I tend to think that you have to have a clue about what you want out of life. I didn't have a clue until I was about 22 and ready to graduate. While a much larger % of grads from Ivies can be considered elite performers, there is no shortage of really sharp people from state schools. Considering the number run through the chutes, it's hard not to graduate some brilliant kids who just didn't find their calling/drive until a bit later in life. And the French are total tools.

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    Posted 2008-02-09 17:30:47 on Delusional And Destitute HF Manager Throws Huge Party In His Honor

    @ Rikki TikkiTavi I thought about your post and my dealings with people in Florida and realized that you are right. Just about everyone I've done biz with there has been screwed in the head, had a massive cocaine habit, or both. Not that there is anything wrong with a massive cocaine habit.

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    Posted 2008-02-05 15:14:18 on That Cougar Will Feel Like She’s Sixteen Again When MY Son Is Banging Her, THIS MUCH I PROMISE YOU

    JP - Take it from me (strippers w/ daddy issues), if you are going to make that caliber of joke be ready for the onslaught. No matter how much you backpedal, you will end up looking like more of a dick. Just apologize now for the poor taste in comedy (assuming it was a joke).