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  1. 1
    Posted 2008-07-16 18:05:52 on Give It To Him Straight

    EP! Welcome back!

  2. 2
    Posted 2008-06-17 21:44:19 on Help Us Solve The Case

    8:31 - Israel's history is about 60 years, dipshit. That's not very long. The good thing about Israel, though, is they have a lot less douchebag back office blue bottomed grundle whiffers.

  3. 3
    Posted 2008-06-14 01:31:46 on Tim Sykes: The Ed Wood Of The Financial Services Industry

    well, I didn't turn 10,000 from my bar mitzvah into an audited sum of 1,000,0000 pretax.

  4. 4
    Posted 2008-06-11 20:36:04 on Maria Bartiromo 3.0?

    Not responsible for lost or stolen articles: "After graduation, I plan to... pursue a career in an investment banking or international finance position. I am also working towards fluency in Chinese in addition to obtaining CFA designation." Sounds like her English could use a little more work before she starts hammering on Chinese.

  5. 5
    Posted 2008-04-17 14:25:27 on News Travels Slow In Washington

    2:07b - 2:13 - just make sure you get those trades cleared and strike the NAVs by 4 pm, k?

  6. 6
    Posted 2008-04-10 18:34:11 on About As Much An IPO As Lehman Is Bear

    EP - you should start asking for 2 and 20 if people aren't going to give you credit for Beta on your posts. . .

  7. 7
    Posted 2008-03-28 16:53:37 on Is The Holocaust Considered A Religious Event?

    I think the hilarity of Bess' post is a direct function of when ones family got out of Eastern Europe. I'm guessing the Levins of New Jersey were definitely in the Catskills pre-1945. I wish this post could be funny for me (and my family).

  8. 8
    Posted 2008-03-26 16:23:00 on Housing Activists Protest At Bear Stearns

    4:05PM : please tell me that you understand that mean is different from median is different from mode. Average?

  9. 9
    Posted 2008-03-25 21:23:28 on Carney’s Real Alter-Ego*

    EP - do you have a conscience? Seriously, less than 73 days until the CFA exam. The only bigger distraction would be if you turned up in Boston, say around 7 pm on Saturday for dinner with me. On second thought, would you?

  10. 10
    Posted 2008-03-25 16:47:03 on Bashing The Bear Stearns “Bailout”

    @4:33 - Do you have any concept of risk?

  11. 11
    Posted 2008-03-18 18:51:59 on Bear Stearns Lawsuits Already Getting Filed

    . . .and you've been injured in a car accident or slip and fall. . .

  12. 12
    Posted 2008-02-25 11:56:50 on Full Service Bank

    Da nu. . .

  13. 13
    Posted 2008-02-15 17:16:41 on Stick Figures Explain CDOs and Subprime

    Carney, Good Cartoon, bad news about the comments. . .

  14. 14
    Posted 2007-12-21 15:13:58 on DB Editor Prefers Scores To MePa Club, Shitty ML Party

    Hey bareback, is there any chance you work in structured finance?

  15. 15
    Posted 2007-12-12 22:19:01 on There Are Serious Consequences This Market Volatility And Shit

    gorking? holy shit.

  16. 16
    Posted 2007-08-23 14:13:58 on Portfolio Bashing Backlash
    Give The Magazine A Chance!

    You can't polish a turd. Kudos to the nice kids at Portfolio for trying. I hope Gary Weiss isn't about to suggest that we should sit in on the afternoon critique session at the at the Bumblebutt Budding Business Journalist Seminar because these new voices need to heard. The onus is on them to produce interesting content - it's a business. How long would Gary have us to wait for them to get their shit together? Can he talk to my boss so I can be judged on my efforts rahter than my results?

  17. 17
    Posted 2007-03-22 13:51:16 on Russia: Now With Even Less Freedom!

    Carney - This is an improvement compared with what they did to Paul Khlebnikov, the previous editor of Forbes in Russia. http://www.projectklebnikov.org/aboutpaul.html

  18. 18
    Posted 2007-03-19 13:53:33 on London: Less English, More Finance

    Brilliant, except for the fact that Mayer Amschel Rothschild lived in Frankfurt. Try Nathan Rothschild, sent to London by his father. Stupid New York Magazine.

  19. 19
    Posted 2007-02-22 10:57:34 on Does Having A Job In Finance Kill Your Chances With The Ladies?

    So this scientific study asked a bunch of female college students? I wonder if they used the hopfully planned careers of the males the women currently date or the woman's imagination of what it might be like to date someone wiht a career in finance? I'd be interested to see how this turns out when they are out of school and actually dating men with careers of any kind.

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    Posted 2006-12-08 11:30:40 on WallStrip Friday

    Do we know how the rest of their date went?