PatrickBateman

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    Posted 2010-11-17 15:07:00 on Someone Give This Kid A Job

    Watched American Psycho and thought that Investment Banker by day and guy who chases women naked down a hallway with a chainsaw is the NKI - Check

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    Posted 2009-06-11 12:54:07 on In Your Last Meeting, Did Mr. Paulson Crack His Knuckles In Such A Way That Suggested “You’re Done Here, Charlotte”?

    Some of these congressmen are unbelievable. Asking questions that are WAY out of their depth and then trying to pin Lewis to the wall with a Yes of No answer. Go back to the kiddie pool... Yes, $12B in accelerating losses stung. Yes, we still thought it would work. No, I don't know what I would have done in December with the knowledge I have now. Tell me congressman/woman, did you know the market would tank BEFORE it actually tanked??

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    Posted 2009-06-11 11:27:02 on Barney Frank Will Walk Out That Door And Not Come Back, Is That What You Want?

    Thanks, I have a SPLITTING headache now. Welcome to creeping socialism. You'd swear Frank never heard of voting rights, a board of directors or shareholder activism. He wants in your pants and he wants it NOW!

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    Posted 2009-05-27 13:01:26 on NBC Cracking Down On CNBC Obama Bashing?

    I heart Dick Cheney. Rumsfeld even more. You liberal wingnuts had this coming.

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    Posted 2009-05-22 15:41:16 on A Citi Shareholder Is Born

    The irony is killing me....she runs a charity for children that are orphaned and abandoned and then sleeps with a married man that has kids. WTF is she thinking?

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    Posted 2009-05-22 15:17:02 on Presented Without Comment: Nature Of Bid

    Nature of Bid: Friendly I imagine those boardroom discussions were just that: friendly.

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    Posted 2009-05-19 11:32:08 on The Trouble With Dubai

    Interesting parallel between Dubai's removal of the finance minister and a certain CEO being removed at GM. Where's the legal precedent for that one??

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    Posted 2009-05-13 11:49:43 on Totally Unfounded Rumor Of The Day: Renaissance Emergency Investor Call At 1pm Today

    Reading about RenTec, GS etc only reinforces my unfortunate stereotype that the Jewish guys pulling the levers at the top control more than you know. It's a conspiracy I tell you!! -Totally Ignorant Ass

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    Posted 2009-05-12 09:48:56 on Dimon: Billion Or Beat It

    This isn't really all that ground shaking. Virtually any prime broker that's still in business will be itching to handle any new accounts. Granted, those 200 accounts are pissed...

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    Posted 2009-05-06 16:11:06 on The National Spotlight Emits UVB

    I'm glad these guys are standing up to the White House. By refusing to cooperate with a bully government they are forcing these liberal central planners out from the dark conference rooms and into public courtrooms giving everyone a transparent look into what socialism means. Scary stuff my friends...

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    Posted 2009-04-29 14:00:51 on Vikram Pandit Rallying Hard For Castle-Dweller To Get Bonus

    Only a matter of time before Citi turns into the DMV. Not to say that I agree with paying this guy....

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    Posted 2009-04-07 14:45:50 on Personally, We Are Outraged That Recipients Of Public Money Would Be Unwittingly Supplying Nuclear Material To Iran, Aren’t You?

    No surprise BNY was involved. The whole place is full of gerbils on wheels.

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    Posted 2009-04-06 11:39:49 on Jimmy Cayne Still Holding Out For Something Better

    Minimum investment for Matrix is $1,000.....that...is...awesome

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    Posted 2009-04-06 11:21:21 on We’re keeping our expectations very,very low. Basically, we’re just looking for mammals. That’s our bottom line, and we’re really very flexible on that, too.

    Geithner/Obama will be seriously embarrassed when nobody signs up for this circus.

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    Posted 2009-04-02 16:19:23 on Is The White House Setting Up A Hedge Fund To Deal With Toxic Assets?

    Barney Frank Absolute Return Fund Past gay relationships are no indication of future taxpayers a** rapings.

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    Posted 2009-03-27 14:51:42 on Late Night With Dylan Ratigan

    What a goon

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    Posted 2009-03-26 18:07:55 on What If No One Came?

    I agree with EP. No private investor will show up to this circus unless given highly preferential treatment in their investment with certain irrefutable terms that the government cannot override retroactively. The rules are being changed daily. Obama is making this up as he goes along. It doesn't matter how smart you are if the government snaps it's fingers and changes the rules of the game.

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    Posted 2009-03-20 12:09:17 on Secondary Effects

    I love this. Average Joe clamors about Wall St bonuses and then cries about New York's budget deficit. I LOVE it. You can't write this stuff.

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    Posted 2009-03-19 16:22:36 on See You At The Guillotine

    @17 That's awesome

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    Posted 2009-03-18 17:44:35 on Let’s Get Drunk And Accuse Goldman Of Being A Ponzi Scheme

    Party? Her secretary, some backoffice personnel and the mail guy. Pass the dip...