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  1. 1
    Posted 2010-03-29 14:46:34 on Caption Contest Monday

    Having learned from a Dilbert cartoon how outsourcing is one means of cutting costs, overeager Citi executives immediately switch all customer service operations from Bangalore to the company's Riyadh office.

  2. 2
    Posted 2009-08-05 13:35:36 on Presented Without Comment: FMF

    @6: Agreed.

  3. 3
    Posted 2009-08-03 17:38:56 on Our Hero!

    Anal_yst, you just got called out in a Dealbreaker post. Either you sack the f*ck up and rise to the occasion, or you slink away, forever condemning your name to be used in place of "bushleague" or "Jefferies." Don't make me write an entry for Anal_yst into the Urban Dictionary.

  4. 4
    Posted 2009-07-31 14:42:40 on Somebody Downtown Has A Present For The Guys At Goldman

    @61 -- Nice.

  5. 5
    Posted 2009-07-22 18:51:45 on Half-Assed Protest At 85 Broad?

    @49 -- That's why you get gray v-necks which don't show, moron.

  6. 6
    Posted 2009-07-16 13:51:36 on And We’re Back

    @1 -- I was thinking the exact same thing. Now I want to wear a Timex Iron Man too.

  7. 7
    Posted 2009-07-15 16:22:46 on 85 Broad Being Evacuated?

    @1 Very nice.

  8. 8
    Posted 2009-06-22 17:18:44 on What *Is* Proper Blackberry Etiquette?

    @28 -- how could I forget? I stand corrected.

  9. 9
    Posted 2009-06-05 11:49:54 on One More Question For Jon Finger To Ask To Ken Lewis

    Things I would rather do than read a Greg Michaels post: 1. Drop a plugged-in toaster into my bathwater 2. Be waterboarded 3. Get my ass waxed 4. Rock an "I (heart) Turkey" shirt in Little Armenia. 5. Be gang raped by a harem of Yellow Baboons.

  10. 10
    Posted 2009-06-03 11:41:28 on Time For A Siesta

    This actually makes me miss Carney. And now I owe someone $20 for betting nothing could ever make me say that.

  11. 11
    Posted 2009-06-02 17:36:19 on Would You Like To Hear Our Specials?

    @21: Amen.

  12. 12
    Posted 2009-06-02 16:06:44 on Dear Third Point People

    @5,8,9 -- To confirm what 10 said, those *are* net of fees. Reading comprehension goes a long way, numbnuts.

  13. 13
    Posted 2009-05-14 14:12:01 on Caption Contest Thursday: Ken Lewis’s Ride Needs No Pimping

    Awww, come on everybody. In Charlotte, a Lincoln Navi is as baller as it gets.

  14. 14
    Posted 2009-03-24 13:56:27 on Caption Contest

    TGeith: Sorry I'm late, Ben... I was busy taking it up the ass from Carney @ Clusterstock. Ben: Again?

  15. 15
    Posted 2009-03-13 17:40:57 on Hiring Watch ’09: BAC

    Nothing substantive, just wanted this comment number.

  16. 16
    Posted 2009-01-15 16:37:43 on US Air Flight Crashes In Hudson

    "although CNBC said the water was below 20 degrees. The laws of physics don't apply to CNBC." Salt water that is moving doesn't freeze at 32, genius.

  17. 17
    Posted 2009-01-15 14:22:47 on The Semiannual Dealbreaker Guide To Avoiding Repeat Comments

    FIRST, bitches!

  18. 18
    Posted 2008-12-22 13:22:28 on Caption Contest Monday: What Would Go Nicely With An Ankle-Monitoring Bracelet?

    "I can't believe Kidrobot doesn't stock Shamwows."

  19. 19
    Posted 2008-12-19 12:10:50 on Caption Contest Friday: Bernie Madoff Maxes and Relaxes

    #3 wins. /contest

  20. 20
    Posted 2008-12-04 11:35:44 on Live Blogging The Pitiful Cries Of The Big Three

    @12: Brilliant.