PhilSeltzer

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    Posted 2009-08-20 12:14:39 on Where You Can Get A Handbridge

    I'm no artist, but here's two more statistical/quant-y takes on a HB logo. http://img443.imageshack.us/i/hbcapital.png/ http://img257.imageshack.us/i/hbcapital2.png/

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    Posted 2009-08-20 11:09:43 on Later This Morning In Gorging Yourself For Sport

    p(Hurling on TGIF Skins | not having hurled) = 1.0 Same could be said for the salami if expired. No expiration condition on the skins.

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    Posted 2009-06-29 11:36:54 on Madoff: “I cannot offer you any excuse for my behavior”

    150!!! Suck it bitch!!

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    Posted 2009-01-08 17:02:40 on Caption Contest Thursday: Madoff Maxes and Relaxes, Part II

    What, me worry?

  5. 5
    Posted 2009-01-05 16:23:37 on Dennis Kneale Needs Midol, Stat

    I heard that Dennis proposed a show with himself and Pisani called "Kneale & Bob". But I bet he could do Kneale & Bob all by himself ;)

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    Posted 2009-01-05 16:16:52 on Live Blogging The SEC’s Public Whipping

    Gary Ackerman Rocks! That was his, "duhhhhhh", right?

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    Posted 2009-01-05 16:15:38 on Madoff Family’s Last Remaining Asset?

    That fish is hot. And you know that fish likes it rough. Grab that fin, bitch!

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    Posted 2008-12-17 07:18:23 on Vacations Are Key

    @misinformed: statements were monthly and trade advices were generated when the "trades" took place.

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    Posted 2008-12-15 12:25:25 on Say It To His Face

    Sure I'm in. How do I enclosed urine in an email? I keep going through keyboards.

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    Posted 2008-12-14 23:21:46 on Weekend Dealbreaker: The Owner’s Name is on the Door

    @73, While I agree it is not likely to be $50B, some of your assumptions are off. e.g. the "Club", as you called it was not primarily through FoF. I can think of most of $1B that was through one of the larger "Club" members. And that doesn't even touch on the PBCC which was direct, not FoF. And $1MM is not much for the people who were in. IIRC I heard the minimum was $1MM back in say 1997.

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    Posted 2008-12-11 17:32:16 on Write-Offs: 12.11.08

    There is a special place in hell reserved for Madoff. I may have to get a ... a... a job.

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    Posted 2008-10-29 15:42:32 on BarcLehs Cancels Christmas

    20 - Well done. Scary, but well done. Lehman/not Barclays/noone's RE Funds 3:30 conf call has yet to start. Still trying to find something positive to say? "Are you my mommy" perhaps?

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    Posted 2008-10-24 08:50:08 on DealBreaker Afterdark: Aw, That Will Buff Right Out

    15,000 contracts on ask for the ESZ8. Nice.

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    Posted 2008-10-21 12:18:14 on Blue Bull No Longer

    Fascinating story. Any word on problems with Lehman CDS tanking. I recall some loud predictions of failure to settle. TGFD, perhaps? (Sorry if wrong attribution.)

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    Posted 2008-10-17 13:47:46 on Not So Special Anymore

    Switzerland: Who are we to judge, Herr Fuehrer? Switzerland: Way more discreet that Jeff Epstein's tranny.

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    Posted 2008-10-17 13:23:50 on Good News And Less Good News

    Damn, Harbinger down nearly 18%.

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    Posted 2008-10-16 14:47:30 on We Have To Be Able To Laugh About This Stuff

    Mr Pink (15) "Shoulda worn the assplate" Well said.

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    Posted 2008-10-16 14:24:48 on Trouble (Continues) In Bjork-ville

    Bjorkistan.

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    Posted 2008-10-16 09:55:35 on Unsolicited Advice To CNBC

    Is it me or is it hot when Erin talks about "back door stimulus"?

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    Posted 2008-10-13 14:14:43 on That’s A Relief. For A Second I Thought They Were Going To Spend Some Money

    How ironic is it that the guy's name is Cash-Carry? Isn't that what got us here?