Porker Stankleberry

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    Posted 2009-10-07 16:23:26 on Caption Contest Wednesday

    "Shia: Ever seen a grown man naked?" "Shia: Dress for Success says the knot in your tie should never be wider than your head"

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    Posted 2009-09-18 12:32:08 on Meredith Whitney, Your Wife, Says: 300 More Banks To Fail

    She didn't "call it when others didn't see it", and she's still vastly less attractive, in all respects, than she thinks she is.

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    Posted 2009-09-16 15:20:04 on Michael Moore: Wall Street Still Cooking Up “Crazy Schemes” To Destroy Mankind

    Michael FatAss Moore @48 - blow yourself, broccoli dick.

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    Posted 2009-09-14 13:37:33 on 15 Year-Old Snubs Maria Bartiromo And Erin Burnett

    Who's the 14 year old boy in the yellow sweater to the right of the picture, wearing an Erin mask?

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    Posted 2009-09-14 01:13:15 on Write-Offs: 09.11.09

    I, for one, would be very curious to hear if there are any opinions out there about the MS Cheerleaders.

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    Posted 2009-09-11 13:32:32 on Live-Blogging Gasparino’s Sit-Down With John Mack

    MCC - a face that caught on fire and was put out with an ice-pick, causing multiple puncture wounds in what she laughingly calls "her brain"

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    Posted 2009-09-10 18:16:11 on Gasparino: John Mack Stepping Down As CEO Of Morgan Stanley

    @34 - Greek? Don't say that in Beirut.

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    Posted 2009-09-10 15:07:45 on Dick Fuld: “I’ve Had Paulson Up My Ass All Week”

    Am I the only one who expected a Simpsons clip of Apu, after the jump?

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    Posted 2009-08-31 17:09:45 on Tool Of The Week: Psyching Out Your Competition

    Jesus - from the picture, it looks like Iron Mike ate George Foreman. And not just his ass, either.

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    Posted 2009-08-31 16:55:23 on AIG’s New CEO Will Do Unspeakable Things To Andrew Cuomo. You Don’t Even Want To Know.

    If so, I hope he's clean as a whistle, and can handle the heat. Cuomo and his predecessor, the prostie-fucker, have one thing in common: They're both pussified bullies who shout people down rather than actually proving their points.

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    Posted 2009-08-31 10:07:26 on Sheryl Weinstein: I Kept Bernie’s Ego In Check By Periodically Reminding Him Of His Shortcomings

    B-Mad could die in a fire, and I wouldn't care. That said, this woman is such a skeezed out cum-dumpster that I have greater disrespect for her than for Bernie.

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    Posted 2009-08-25 13:44:00 on Sheryl Weinstein: I Wrote This Book To Make Things Up To My Family

    The irksome nature of giving this waste of oxygen any more of her 15 minutes is MORE than made up for by the scintillating commentary on the matter over the past few days. Oh, and @27 FTW

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    Posted 2009-08-07 11:31:43 on Now Departing On Runway 26, $500 Million Of Your Money

    Palin's got nothing to do with this, asshole @2/@3 The Dems are doing the same thing (ahem) that the Repubs did when they gained control -- spending like Democrats. It's less hypocritical when a Dem does it, admittedly, but based on the way these pus-bags act, you'd think we work for them, not the other way around.

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    Posted 2009-08-06 12:32:39 on Foreign Corrupt Practices Act: Herbicide For Green Shoots

    @13: While noting that Google is far better at translation from Chinese than I am, I am struck by wonder at this picture caption: Nicknamed "little girl" who the Lishui DU Yi-min, a result of fraud was sentenced to death and deprived of political rights for life. At least they didn't deprive her of political rights for long, so there's that.

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    Posted 2009-07-30 12:26:28 on Noted Economists Declare Recession Over

    I'm in! Picture and all. And I can't believe they're so stupid as to let people sign up, unmoderated. Oh wait - yes I can.

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    Posted 2009-07-29 15:42:07 on Did Goldman Sachs Lobby To Have Maxine Waters Named One Of DC’s Most Beautiful?

    This is wrong on multiple levels. GS may or may not have been involved, but this has to be a joke, perpetrated by some truly clever bastard. Oh, and @13 FTW, by a mile

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    Posted 2009-07-28 18:26:22 on The California Crisis Could Have Been Avoided

    Feck. Guest @26 beat me to the obvious. This chick is a festering black hole of stupid.

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    Posted 2009-07-27 16:28:44 on Prop Traders Quitting At JPMorgan

    Alex Brown. True story.

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    Posted 2009-07-27 13:09:59 on Tax Haven Shrugs Off Fallout From Bernie

    Eh, by about two weeks? And even if they did, it doesn't change the tenor of the sentence - they're still former grey list partners.

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    Posted 2009-07-24 12:26:14 on How Long Could You Last Without Your Blackberry?

    @36: Woof.