Blistering action? Definitely. VIP crowd? For sure. Serious coin? Oh yeah. The Stockings and Bonds Poker Tournament at Caesars Atlantic City is shaping up to be the event of the season for legitimate power players. And it all goes down Saturday, March 13 – Sunday, March 14, 2010.
But let’s talk about what really matters…the prizes. How do you like $30,000 cash, guaranteed? (Nice!) And, for the first place winner, a seat at the World Series of Poker 2010 Main Event in Las Vegas. (Bring on that 15 minutes of fame!)
Joe Domenico, General Manager of Caesars Atlantic City had this to say, “We wanted to put together something well above and far beyond an exclusive poker tournament. We wanted to create an elite gaming and entertainment experience for the sophisticated player…and that’s the Stockings and Bonds Tournament.”
And just what makes it an experience? Hey, it’s all in the details. As bluffs are called and stakes are raised, the gorgeous Stockings and Bonds Girls will saunter from table to table indulging players in complimentary neck and shoulder massages. And, after a night of fast-paced poker action, each player is invited to skip the line to an A-Lister After-Party at Dusk, Atlantic City’s most talked-about new nightclub right on the Caesars property.
What’s your investment in this deal? A $500 buy-in and $60 registration fee reserves you a seat in the game. But Caesars thought of everything and crafted some inclusive packages that make it all worthwhile. $674 (plus applicable taxes and fees) scores you your buy-in, registration fee, hotel room at Caesars and skip the line & cover charge for the Dusk After-Party. Got a buddy who wants in on the action too? $1,249 (plus applicable taxes and fees) gets you the same deal for two. (Guess this casino knows how much you Wall Street guys like a discount!)
And getting to AC is easier than ever. If you’ve got a private car, by all means use it. If you don’t, you’re still in luck because you can rate first-class, round-trip transportation with Hampton Luxury Liner or the ACES Train.
Space in the tournament is limited so pre-register today at www.caesarsac.com to lock in your seat. Because it’s time to step away from the trading floor and onto the gaming floor!
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US = Banana Republic. I'd love to take a cass of bananas and stand outside of Treasury and bounce bananas off of Paulson's and Kashkari's heads when they climb into their taxpayer funded limos
Barney Frank is the guy who has been butt-fucking a senior Fannie Mae executive and sponsoring legistlation that benefits Fannie Mae. He's not shocked. He's jerking off into the face of the taxpayers.
NEEL KASHKARI IS A DIRTY LITTLE WALLAH
NEEL KASHKARI IS A SCUMBAG WALLAH
Hey VIK: Fetch me some chai, wallah
Why are they wasting tax dollars on this vermin? He should be given immediate capitol punishment. Dude has already admitted guilt by turning himself in...
Is that some kind of circumcision minion? I'd say it looks like these guys are choking on the foreskin of their best clients.
I feel bad for all the hookers who will lose business
WHERE'S KASHKARI ON THIS? SOMEONE TELL THAT DIRTY LITTLE WALLAH TO FETCH ME SOME CHAI
NEEL KASHKARI IS A BLOODY WALLAH HEY NEEL: FETCH ME SOME CHAI, WALLAH
Anyone know if Dimon gets to have his way with Erin after the segment backstage?
NEEL KASHKARI WILL BE THERE SERVING CHAI, LIKE A GOOD LITTLE WALLAH
NEEL KASHKARI IS NOTHING BUT DIRTY SCUMBAG CHAI WALLAH Hey Neel: how does Hank Paulson's ass taste?
NEEL KASHKARI IS NOTHING BUT A DIRTY CHAI WALLAH
El-Erain used to run Harvard Investments. We see how well his stewardship worked there. PIMPCO is a has-been - washed up old whore
NEEL KASHKARI IS NOTHING BUT A DIRTY CHAI WALLAH
Question du jour: Will O.J. be allowed to keep an ample supply of KY lube in the bighouse? He show gonna need it...
Stress does the opposite to me. My babe runs from me now, she's so sore. Wonder if the 2 babes in the article need my services?
Seriously Bess, How the hell did Paulson get by the admissions committee at Dartmouth, not to mention become CEO, when he stutters like a shivering Eskimo on mescaline? I used to trade bonds with guys from Dartmouth and they would have pummelled him mercilessly they had been there when he was...