SausageOfDoom

Recent Comments

  1. 1
    Posted 2012-01-25 07:34:39 on Opening Bell: 01.25.12

    If the salami is slit, you must acquit? (Sorry, that's the best I've got, before my coffee).

  2. 2
    Posted 2011-11-13 20:53:42 on Everybody Wins With The Kinder Morgan / El Paso Merger

    How many people think Matt wrote the financial opinions disclosure?

  3. 3
    Posted 2011-10-21 22:46:54 on At Least One Bank Offering Service So Good You’ll Scream

    Hello sailor! - Barney Frank

  4. 4
    Posted 2011-04-29 02:23:00 on This Is A Rap Video Involving Hayek, Keynes And A Cavity Search

    Damn, I was hoping it was Salma Hayek

  5. 5
    Posted 2010-12-26 20:59:00 on Opening/Closing/Holiday Bell: 12.24.10

    "He also said herdsmen drink the reindeer’s urine to get high themselves." Why didn't I think of this excuse? - Andrew Tong

  6. 6
    Posted 2010-04-09 19:05:18 on Self-Described “Social Networking Group For The Alpha Male” Wants You To Ask Yourself Something

    Tags go into the all-time top 10

  7. 7
    Posted 2009-06-19 12:02:41 on Tim Geithner Has Truly Arrived

    The portrait illustrates how much of the little elf you get to see when he sits at the grown-ups table.

  8. 8
    Posted 2009-06-18 20:14:32 on A Call For Submissions

    Bess: I thought you would have gone with "we have expeinced economic Full-Thickness Rectal Prolapse", but ass-rape-y works.

  9. 9
    Posted 2009-04-30 20:11:06 on Get Your Submissions In Now!

    With one or two exceptions, looks more like a "Worst Dressed List".

  10. 10
    Posted 2009-04-30 11:36:42 on Meanwhile, In An Elevator At Citi

    Do they also have a sign at Citi that shows employees how to use the toilet paper?

  11. 11
    Posted 2009-02-20 13:20:05 on Why Not Just Give Him A Ride To The Airport?

    If Bess was in charge of the investigation, I am sure he would have been arrested and a body cavity search would have been ordered.

  12. 12
    Posted 2009-02-02 13:51:54 on Dear Vikings

    Bess: Why so nice lately? You have been showing mercy on comments like @1, making fewer references to ass-raping. Are you trying to change your image?

  13. 13
    Posted 2009-01-23 17:53:29 on Fashion Meets Finance

    I would like to add to my list of "Who Do You Want To See Dead?"

  14. 14
    Posted 2009-01-15 14:31:52 on Fashion Meets Finance II

    Bess: This is your finest work yet.

  15. 15
    Posted 2008-12-19 17:46:50 on You Are A Big Bunch Of Thieves And Liars And I’m Not Inviting You To My Birthday Party

    #18: Fantastic response. You picked apart Krugman’s argument point by point, making him look like a fool. Okay, I lied. You’re an idiot.

  16. 16
    Posted 2008-12-08 19:42:32 on Wait For It… Wait For It…

    If you go to the link, this is comment#1: "Are we not counting his years in the Luftwaffe?"

  17. 17
    Posted 2008-12-06 23:59:01 on Jobs, Drinks

    @3 I am guessing you do not work on Wall Street, if you need to ask that question.

  18. 18
    Posted 2008-12-03 10:30:18 on Presented Without Comment

    If nothing else, press conferences would be a lot more fun.

  19. 19
    Posted 2008-11-18 11:54:18 on GS: The Hits Just Keep On Coming

    "because sin tastes so good". I hope she was referring to sausage or I too, will be sad

  20. 20
    Posted 2008-11-13 17:15:31 on So Long As There Are Financial Services Hacks Binging And Purging Vending Machine Snacks, The Market Will Be Okay

    @31: Maybe that last item is really a Combo-flavored pizza