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    Posted 2010-06-09 00:51:47 on What Should Dennis Kneale Do With The New Time He’s Got On His Hands?

    He's got a face for radio, and a voice for print media. With all that going for him he'll be fine.

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    Posted 2010-04-14 21:06:29 on Ex-Merrill Employee Who Stole $780,000 From Firm, Bought Ferrari Most Likely Going To Jail For At Least Three Years

    Another ML douche who'll most likely land on his feet like the other shitbag who was buying off college athletes. Raymond James takes all the sloppy ML seconds - wipe the jizz off your chin RayJay.

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    Posted 2010-04-08 21:24:21 on Chuck Prince And Bob Rubin: Our Bad

    I'd really like to post something witty, or sarcastic buy I'm just too pissed to bother. So let me just say that all of these assclowns who have ruined this country should find themselves waist deep in a wood chipper. Perhaps then I might find it in my heart to have a little sympathy for plight, but don't count on it.

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    Posted 2010-03-10 21:29:39 on Jeffrey Gundlach’s TCW Bosses Didn’t Expect So Many People To Side With “The Godfather”

    Jeffrey Gundlach AKA former F1 ace Mika Hakkinen.

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    Posted 2009-11-12 12:53:18 on Government Poised To Bail Itself Out

    My Dearest Jon, Brilliant! Brilliant I say. Posting a story about government waste (one of my better achievement by the way) is always a good idea when struggling to bring attention to yourself as a DealBreaker contributor. But, posting a picture of "our dear leader" pontificating in a brown suit no less is nothing short of genius. You are well on your way to a successful career. Continue our father belows good work. Your Dearest Uncle,

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    Posted 2009-10-29 15:45:05 on Hottest Women In Business Television List Gets Lift

    @75,77&78 Because opinions from triple posting retards don't get a second look around here. But keep trying.

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    Posted 2009-10-16 11:29:45 on Stan O’Neal Slumming It On The Tarmac

    My Dearest Stanley, You continue to amaze me with your intuitive understanding of the masses. The idea of flying coach to elicit sympathy is genius. May I suggest next time that you work on your appearance a little more. Perhaps not wearing suit and tie but, maybe an old worn out fedora and shirtsleeves. Leave the Bruno Magli's and go with the unpolished Johnston & Murphy captoes with the hole in the sole. When the occasion calls for it, remove your handkerchief and wipe away a tear, or at least blow your nose in such a way as to suggest to anyone who might be watching that you truly are a man who is suffering. The subleness of your appearance is key - a man trying to remain dignified while appearing to be contrite should be the goal. I am sure one day all will be forgotten - these humans are so easily manipulated aren't they? Your Dearest Uncle,

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    Posted 2009-10-07 15:11:15 on Do Not Try To Sell John Thain A CDO-Squared

    Stan O'Neal most certainly understood what he was doing, and he did it to perfection. Your Dearest Uncle,

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    Posted 2009-10-06 14:39:52 on Who Told Tim Geithner To Go F*ck Himself?

    Bess my child, why you're simply amazing today.

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    Posted 2009-10-06 14:28:43 on What Movie Did Lloyd Blankfein Quote To Jamie Dimon During Last Year’s Crisis?

    Lloyd Blankfien: "Mephistopheles" is SUCH a mouthful in Manhattan.

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    Posted 2009-09-14 22:06:11 on Alan Schwartz Still Believes Liquidity At Bears Stearns Was Not A Problem Prior To Short Sellers Laying Siege To The Building

    Do black people care about black people? Do white people care?

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    Posted 2009-09-09 19:30:13 on Write-Offs: 09.09.09

    @8 Well said my son. I have a seat reserved for you at my table.

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    Posted 2009-09-09 14:43:16 on What Do You Think This Is, Merrill Lynch?

    Bess, ML died on a cool Sept. evening in 2008. Stan O'Neal is a student of mine.

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    Posted 2009-09-01 22:58:32 on Write-Offs: 09.01.09

    "$$$ Wells Fargo to Repay TARP Without Raising New Equity". Hahahahahaha ahh hahahahahaha ahhh ha *cough* hahahahahaha ahhhhhh hahahahahahh *cough* *cough* *vomit* *gag* *spit* *cry* ahhhh hahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahah hohoho hahahaha haha ugh *myocardial infarction.......

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    Posted 2009-08-31 23:28:54 on It’s The FSA’s Way Or The Highway

    Greg my dear boy it's high time that you give serious consideration to taking that civil service exam. This thing you're doing now just isn't working. Regards,

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    Posted 2009-08-27 21:51:46 on Sir Allen Is Down

    Sir Allen, please allow me to introduce myself...

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    Posted 2009-08-27 21:41:03 on Is There Anything You’d Like To Ask Barney Frank?

    Is There Anything You'd Like To Ask Barney Frank? No not really , but I would like to punch him in the face. It might make me feel better.

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    Posted 2009-08-27 21:37:25 on Write-Offs: 08.27.09

    Merrill Lynch - deader than Charlie Merrill and Eddie Lynch.