Seaman Bodine

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    Posted 2011-11-08 10:28:54 on Would You Be More Mad At Corzine For The Whole MF Global Thing If He Didn’t Have All That Facial Hair?

    I thought he was moving to Mexico because his penis implants were setting of metal detectors or something.

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    Posted 2011-09-30 12:48:39 on Opening Bell: 09.30.11

    For once, Wall Street should do the right thing. Hand out cash to the dirtbags and see how long Radiohead lasts.

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    Posted 2011-09-04 07:21:43 on SEC Is Going To Take Your High Frequency Trading Algorithm, Run It On A Commodore 64, See If It Crashes The Market

    I thought our lawyers covered this...shit, they lost? Two Sigma Quant, Seaman Bodine

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    Posted 2011-09-01 12:11:30 on The Next Time David Einhorn Wants To Buy A MLB Team He’ll Be Sure To Deal With Adults

    baseball is douchey and einhorn is a posterchild for vagisil - what's not to love about this deal?

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    Posted 2011-08-30 16:21:03 on Thespian-cum-Trading Guru Suggests You Get Your Vision Checked

    Spawn of River Phoenix and Bob Dylan

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    Posted 2011-08-29 13:13:54 on This Weekend’s Hurricane Was Apparently God’s Way Of Suggesting We Ease Up On Spending

    ignorant bitch - doesn't she know hermes son' stole zeus' lightning bolt?

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    Posted 2011-08-18 12:16:02 on Burt Reynolds Might Need A Place To Crash

    aim it at her tits eddie

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    Posted 2011-08-18 08:42:56 on Ponzi Schemer/UM Football Team’s Liason To The Hooker World Puts Colleagues To Shame

    yeah but did the Rock take steroids?

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    Posted 2011-07-29 14:49:00 on What Do You Do After Years And Years Of Bill Gross Riding Your Ass In The Office Conga Line?

    i'm going to show you what i already know...

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    Posted 2011-07-18 19:02:00 on Today in Data Mining/Penis Jokes

    i work on wall street, what is a "male organ"?

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    Posted 2011-07-14 20:16:00 on Nassim Taleb To Unload Infinite Wisdom On G-20

    What does Rob Reiner have to do with this story?

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    Posted 2011-07-14 12:48:00 on Opening Bell: 07.14.11

    Hey Gross - bulltshit big oh squared you fucktard...you think the world's largest bond toilet is unbiased in warning of default - you are SOOO fucked.

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    Posted 2011-07-12 01:03:00 on Sheila Bair Not Intimidated By Threats of Financial Meltdown, Awkward Physical Contact

    What does Phil Falcone have to do with this story?

  14. 14
    Posted 2011-07-08 17:38:00 on David Einhorn Has A Question

    (1) swim to the bottom of the pool (2) stick you finger in the drainage grate (3) breathe

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    Posted 2011-07-08 12:15:00 on Caption Contest Thursday

    shaved or waxed?

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    Posted 2011-07-07 16:38:00 on Warren Buffett Wants Congress To Grow Up

    Fuck you Warren.  Maybe your wisdom won't amount to jack shit before you kick the bucket, if the US defaults on all its debt, and sends the net asset value of your terds to a big zero.

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    Posted 2011-07-06 02:00:00 on If PIMCO’s New Fund Loses Money Bill Gross Will Eat These Fees Himself

    hmmm seems to me this is like a fag version of what a hedge fund is - no profit, no reward, vs. no revenue, no reward suck it gross, your fucktard newport beach yoga bullshit granola jive don't work here obama is on to you

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    Posted 2011-07-05 19:01:00 on Treasury Secretary Corzine?

    what does joe cocker have to do with this story?

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    Posted 2011-07-01 16:37:00 on Opening Bell: 07.01.11

    yeah - it's way more believable that she wanted to fuck this guy

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    Posted 2011-06-28 17:19:00 on As Head Of IMF, Christine Lagarde Would Take No Prisoners On This Greece Business

    wow dana carvey sure looks weird there