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Hell, I've been submitting 'additional material' for years. In some respects it does show a little creative effort ... but this was a pretty lame attempt. They probably called her in for the goof-factor.
I would not only hire her, I'd give her the pearl necklace too. My name is StillNoCouch and I approve this message.
All these educated, professional readers ... ... and the witty banter from the commentards who think they're funny. ... Geezus I'll be getting my coat now ... (it's the one without the pink-slip in the pocket).
I think enough is enough. Did she know ? Surely. Will she be eventually charged ? Surely. Will she do time ? Surely. But, have some modicum of decency here. I'm not crying in a bed-sheet with mascara running down my face for her, but have some decency. Posting what (for the more computer literate among us) equates to an address ... based on a rumor is inexcusable. Dare I ask, what if your information is wrong ? Off by one number ? You bring holy-hell down on someone you've never met and likely do a significant amount of damage to them. I think it's irresponsible and shameful. I loves me some 'Bess' ... but this went too far. It's not funny. It's not witty. It's phucking dangerous. P.S. @Bess: Would you like me to post a map to your home? I think you've overstepped the bounds of reason here ... you appear to have dodgy information, yet are unwittingly targeting folks at random. Even though you didn't post the address, per se ... it doesn't take long for some of us to find it.
RE: New to FaceBook ? FR sent. Vickie -- I'm assuming that you haven't been 'pink-slipped' by FB (or others) yet, so please accept my friend suggestions. They're the best Mafia crew you can find and way better than those level 150 or less idiots you're roaming around with. Don Vik, my Mafia Wars name is Don Cunilingus, but you've probably heard of me simply as 'SNC'. I have a MAFIA WARS crew of over 4,800 ... a 7:1 fight ratio, 423 Casino's and 177 Stamina. My A/D/H/E are 390/412/320/827 and my Top Mafia's bonuses are 11/11/11/11/11/15/15 (maxed out). Join my mafia and I can help defend you from the kind of abuse that Annita Man was dolling out on you. ( this is a Mafia Wars invite only ) P.S. Did you need any weapons, cards, ties or any of that other bullshit you guys collect ? I have lots of all of that crap if you need it. I hope you level-up soon. -- Alan
Didn't we learn anything from the first OJ trial ? I think they should just release Bernie immediately. The optimal solution, would be to hold a press conference, wherein the Judge announces that Bernard Madoff will be released at 3:10pm at the corner of ____ and _____. ... something tells me that the problem would be solved at far less cost to the taxpayer and the vast majority of people would have an overwhelming sense of satisfaction with the outcome. (( cue's up memories of the irony associated with Jeffery Damnmer being beaten to death with a plunger by a guy named Jesus in dread-locks ))
There are certain facts that must be accepted, if not understood for the total gravity of them. 1. Bears shit in the woods. 2. C can't survive w/o V (I mean, purely for the entertainment aspects, of course). Seriously ... Dude's done way better than most at weathering this storm ... I've gotta give him some love/respect for that. (No assholes ... I actually DO have a job)
"Keep smiling, Mr. President. The check won't clear until next Tuesday and by then we might have a plan."
iSuck
(Singing) "Bernie and Bubba, Cell Block D, K-I-S-S-I-N-G" ! ____________ $823MM my happy ass ! (or his sore one)
Nah ... it was only coincidence that she yanked out $10MM the before he was arrested. She's the Sergeant Schultz in this whole mess ... "I see nothzing ... Nothzing !"
10 minutes before the bell ? Come on !
Go get 'em, Bess ! (What's next ? Wachovia cat-nip on eBay ?) @6 ... Totally true. (Stands and applauds)
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We know that Bernie can't leave, but can he have house guests ?
"Can you believe that Madoff guy ! I mean, the dude's got balls !"
Getting close ... and it's down to the wire ...
@25 Good point ! Wouldn't it be more efficient to change-up ... "Six Degrees from Bernie" ? More to the point and more winners/loosers. (Gives "Weekend at Bernie's" references a time-out)
It's a tough call, but I'd probably stick it out if I felt like I was on safe ground w/ the firm/bosses. Most times, there's insurance and such for at least those 3 months ... plus the unemployment = probably a better deal. Still, it's a tough and uncomfortable decision to have to make.
As many have foretold, my excesses were quite bold. Now at home, I'm feeling quite old, Save it not, for my wonderful commode. My rug and my chairs, counting my expenses ? Why split hairs ? I needed that jet, and on that you can bet. Don's ask me to repay, I still don't have a job yet. JT