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    Posted 2010-02-05 00:21:59 on Who Should We Set Up With Jennifer Aniston?

    I'd wrap that broad in ham cappicola. I'm offended that yous guys didn't mention me, seeing as da hardcova version my book is currently #1,421 on Amazon and Plato's Republic is sitting at #257,389. -Gasparino

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    Posted 2010-01-13 12:02:32 on Bob Rubin’s Daughter-In-Law Hates Showers, Is Good In Bed

    How about a lot of Irish?

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    Posted 2010-01-12 11:18:07 on PETA Asks Goldman Sachs To Think Of The Homeless Cats And Dogs

    Is anyone else disturbed by those ASPCA commercials which inform you that a dog or cat can be saved for the same price as a starving child in a third world country?

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    Posted 2010-01-07 15:30:30 on Must Everyone Associated With The Galleon Case Have His/Her Own Cringworthy Rap To Speak Of?

    Wasn't this the theme song from Weekend at Bernie's 2 or possibly the waterfall scene in Cocktail?

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    Posted 2010-01-07 11:36:21 on Anil Kumar Pleads Guilty In Galleon Case

    Wasn't this the theme song from Weekend at Bernie's 2 or possibly the waterfall scene in Cocktail?

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    Posted 2010-01-07 06:11:45 on 30 Year-Old French Girl Maxime Carmignac Being Groomed To Take Over Billionaire Father’s Firm

    Was that headshot taken by Prince Al-Waleed's guy?

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    Posted 2010-01-06 13:26:51 on The Secret To Making The Big Bucks At Citigroup

    Mmmmmmmmmm...ALOPECIA!

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    Posted 2009-12-08 13:12:50 on Who Wants A Piece Of Arki Busson?

    That dude has the largest head in Christendom.

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    Posted 2009-12-04 15:07:45 on Ping Jiang: Stickler For The BJ Rules

    I make it rain. -P. Jiang

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    Posted 2009-12-02 15:11:47 on Carl Icahn: The Problem With Corporate America Is That It’s Full Of Fraternity Presidents

    What a sly fox, pretending he doesn't know how to use a webcam. That's how he takes his nightly bubblebaths with the wife when he's on the road. I understand he may establish a subscription service if there's enough interest...

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    Posted 2009-11-25 12:03:43 on What Should Tim Geithner’s Next Job Be?

    Bess, Can we get Gasparino's thoughts on the upcoming MTV series "Jersey Shore," please?

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    Posted 2009-11-20 16:14:20 on Dick Bové: Bank Of America Should Beg Ken Lewis To Stay

    Lewis-tested, Bove-approved: http://www.bumwine.com/ Where Gasparino spent his advance: http://www.romafurnitureli.com/ A good weekend to all.

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    Posted 2009-11-06 17:54:13 on Einhorn: CDS Part Of The Communist Conspiracy

    The only furniture store with CG's imprimatur: http://www.romafurnitureli.com/index-5.html

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    Posted 2009-11-06 14:47:04 on Caption Contest Friday: How Can We Get Back To Here?

    As Zvi soon learned, Incremental Capital employees do not pull out, unlike his red pleather sectional.

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    Posted 2009-10-29 12:16:38 on Bank Of America Cancels Christmas?

    http://www.bumwine.com/

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    Posted 2009-10-29 12:04:06 on Ken Griffin On Losing Streak

    Just like the vaunted Charleston Chew, Zebra Cakes improve significantly when chilled.

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    Posted 2009-10-28 15:09:18 on Who Are The Hottest Ladies In Business Television?

    France's contribution: Mélissa Theuriau http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/melissa-theuriau/pictures/melissa-theuriau-picture-3.jpg I win.

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    Posted 2009-10-21 17:41:55 on Empire State To Take A Hit From New Czarist Regime

    Am I the only one freaked out by those giant-headed "Know-it-All Guru" Cisco ads on the side of the page?

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    Posted 2009-10-14 15:41:05 on Dow 10,000: Call It

    58

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    Posted 2009-10-14 11:14:47 on You Tell Us: Dow 10,000

    2:47 PM.