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    Posted 2010-02-23 11:36:26 on Shia LaBeouf Turned $20,000 Into $489,000 In Mere Months

    I have to assume his next series of career moves will be to start a hedge fund, run it into the ground, write an awful book, and end up hawking penny stock DVDs in a DoubleTree conference room.

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    Posted 2010-02-02 10:06:31 on Barney Frank Named ‘Porker Of The Year’

    It works on some many levels!

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    Posted 2010-01-27 07:12:19 on Let’s Talk About: CFA Level One Results

    Comments: @22 Do you really think a snarky internet blog written by a 25 year old is going after the 30+ set? @all Remember that guy who failed his MBA? Oh, right... And people who do have a JD/MBA don't use phrases like "FTW".

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    Posted 2009-12-22 14:16:22 on Does Goldman Sachs’ Coffee Taste Like Ass?

    Maybe if they stopped using old SAC whiteboard markers as coffee stirrers things would improve.

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    Posted 2009-10-23 12:59:42 on Greenlight Capital Baby Making Machine Firing On All Cylinders

    @64 How about Nathaniel Fick? Dartmouth BA Recon Marine (not a SEAL, but not too shabby) HBS MBA and HKS MA.

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    Posted 2009-10-22 16:39:03 on Jeffrey Chiang Will Be Receiving No New Offers Of Employment

    300 and Last?

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    Posted 2009-09-29 12:33:29 on Bernie Madoff Most Likely Broke Yesterday’s Fast With A Bacon, Egg And Cheese Sandwich

    Mayo wasn't funny. Shamwow wasn't funny. Wideclops wasn't funny. The Dennis Kneale stalker isn't funny.

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    Posted 2009-09-02 15:21:55 on State Street Employee Eating A Ton Of Food For Very Little Money

    One you write "5'3'' Asian", the "with Spiky Hair" is pretty superfluous, no?

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    Posted 2009-09-02 13:10:29 on Back By Popular Demand: Maria Bartiromo Lays Intellectual Muscle On Alex Trebek

    Are you guys selling penis mightiers?

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    Posted 2009-09-01 11:36:55 on Sleep In The Hideous Beach House Fiction Built

    I disagree. I think the rug really tied the room together, did it not?

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    Posted 2009-08-31 18:14:04 on Misguided Investment Banker Attributes Pals Being Broke/Not Idiots As Signs Of Maturity, Indication They’ve Become Hip To The Evil Of Drugs

    @NS, That's the kind of CFA I could get behind.

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    Posted 2009-07-13 17:58:57 on Write-Offs: 07.13.09

    They pay him actual money to write that? Like actual, real US Dollars? Dollars which could have been put to a move productive use, say, lining a bird cage? What a country.

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    Posted 2009-07-01 15:05:54 on Is This Kid The Next Tim Sykes?

    Indeed, "Scalable" at $1M is different from scalable at $5M, which is a hell of a lot different than scalable at $50M.

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    Posted 2009-06-30 13:11:12 on Joe Nocera Would Appreciate It If Madoff Victims Quit Their Bitching

    I knew one of the investors and he was f'n smug about it. We managed some of this money and everytime something didn't go as planned (ie, down month) he'd said "I got this guy in NY, just churns it out no problem. Why can't you do that?" Gave us a ton of shit for it. I'm not happy he lost his money, but perhaps the entire industry needs to do a better job managing client expectations, so people know what's legit and what's not.

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    Posted 2009-06-26 11:34:53 on Watch Your Back, 85 Broads

    She's 71? "I do have a hard time telling ages with black – shoes are the best kind of shoes"

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    Posted 2009-06-17 17:20:15 on Citi Will Not Tolerate Your Tardy Ass, But C-on-C Violence Is A-Okay (Update)

    25, I believe you have my stapler.

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    Posted 2009-06-08 19:28:50 on Barry Ritholtz: How To Fix CNBC

    33, All that's missing is the banana hammock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp9Gm-aRe5A

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    Posted 2009-06-04 14:56:26 on Dear Team Tontine

    These aren't the new funds, there are the old funds. Highwater mark still in effect.

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    Posted 2009-06-03 10:22:32 on Time For A Siesta

    Could have just offered them DVDA instead.

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    Posted 2009-05-26 10:27:40 on The Committee Of The Marvelously Naive

    So they're OK with the origination of high risk mortgages, it's just the securitization of them that got us into trouble? Because they never would have gone bad if they hadn't be securitized...