TALUFA

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    Posted 2008-11-17 15:33:41 on John Mack: Birthday Boy!

    Do never fight with the guest army. They are legion and can strike anytime, anywhere, anyplace. Until Bess makes everyone register before posting.

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    Posted 2008-11-17 15:13:27 on We Will Protect This House!

    @15...classic

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    Posted 2008-11-14 16:59:05 on John Paulson Having Trubs With The Housing Market

    We should get a viral effort together and start bidding 100k or less on his property. Have everyone who's getting their ass torn out by a real estate investment submit an offer, then start lowball offering on his neighbors homes. Just depress the fuck out of the real estate agents in the area and take down confidence in the southhampton market. Paulson: *ring ring* "Lackey, how are my offers looking today?" Satan: "Boss, not so good. This is the 147th offer under 100k. Perhaps you should think about lowering the price a bit?" Paulson: "Nonsense! It's my Bush-given right to make a profit despite the coast to coast housing crash! I'll just ask Bernie to cut the rate again. Stir up some easy financing." *Knock Knock* Bernie! "My man! Hows about cutting the rate again? My summer home has been sitting around to long and Lupe the maid is starting to drink her way through my cellar. Again." Bernie: *raising the roof* "BIG PIMPIN, WE SPENDING CHEESE! BIG PIMPIN ON T.A.R.P's...check em out now!" Paulson: "Bernie! Put the IPOD down! I need some liquidity! My Borolo is at stake here!" Bernie: "Yo, son. I was just brushing up for my meeting with Obama. You want lines, kid? I got the ya-oh...you mean lines of credit! I'll just holla at the Fed on the bat phone. We'll slice that rate like Ginsu, ya'feel me!?" Paulson: *knuckle pound* "Good lookin out, kid. I gotta get back to crushing some sucka hedge MD's." Bernie: "Word."

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    Posted 2008-11-14 13:11:49 on Harvard: ‘Nothing Is Fucked, Dude’

    Eh, TGFD. I got a bear named Geddy, bra. You want I can go get her and you can have a round of fun? She's real gentle unless you try to go all "dances with wolves"...then she gets all grizzly an' shit. She had a bad experience at Jamba Juice in Stamford. Talufa

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    Posted 2008-11-13 11:36:22 on Global Tanning Bed Repairman: Ang. Moz.

    A-yo. He look like a overdone haulie, like when Burt Reynolds fell asleep on da north shore for 12 hours.

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    Posted 2008-11-12 17:40:10 on Land Of Confusion?

    This is the Bush legacy to the Obama presidency. One huge FU of a going away present! The real question is: If McCain had won, would Paulson have done something different? WOT! WOT!

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    Posted 2008-11-12 17:30:07 on Let’s Have A Frank Discussion About Our Bosses’s Favorite Sexual Perversions

    #38 - WOT! Treehorn still owes Talufa $5. You shorted the chiuaua punt by 5 yards.