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  1. 1
    Posted 2009-12-11 14:03:19 on Vampire Squid Writer Goes There

    Yeah; great bags, Tess.

  2. 2
    Posted 2009-12-03 10:25:59 on Opening Bell: 12.03.09

    Tiger Woods is the new "too big to fail"

  3. 3
    Posted 2009-09-08 15:50:23 on He’s Coming Up Next

    My favorite was when Fifty suggested somebody bitch-slap the ratings agencies like "an out-of-pocket ho".

  4. 4
    Posted 2009-08-25 09:25:12 on Nutjob Uses Bizarre Measuring Stick To Ballpark Madoff’s Penis

    Mine fits snugly into a room service ketchup bottle..

  5. 5
    Posted 2009-08-21 13:57:07 on Handbridge Capital Swag: Coming to a Rack Near You

    "Handbridge Capital. Unlike our competitors, we minimize spread."

  6. 6
    Posted 2009-03-06 15:25:00 on The Dealbreaker Chronicle Of Vending Machine Challenges: Q1 2009 Update

    Tough to beat our old friend Pickens at UBS two years ago... five pound wheel of romano cheese (with the wax rind I might add) in 30 minutes. Stud walked away with about $1,600 for his efforts.

  7. 7
    Posted 2009-03-06 15:18:52 on Guess The Close

    6432.3

  8. 8
    Posted 2009-02-24 13:52:37 on Sign Of The Times

    Just caught Gasbag providing a dose of his daily nothings... interjected with a quick "we don't know what's going on..."

  9. 9
    Posted 2009-02-24 10:11:37 on Pres. Clinton: Investors Are Making Things Worse By Pulling Out

    When he asked CNBC for a 'quickie' in return for his interview I don't think Becky is what he had in mind.

  10. 10
    Posted 2009-02-20 15:28:38 on Attention Bank Of Amerillwide Employees

    C'mon, 7... look for the good. Take #6's response for example, f'n GENIUS!

  11. 11
    Posted 2009-01-20 14:39:59 on A Different Kind Of Stimulus

    Yeah, what he said ^ Sully's wife is pretty hot.

  12. 12
    Posted 2009-01-20 14:36:23 on Later, We’ll Ask You To Correctly Identify The Filthy Figure Mud Wrestling With Charlie Gasparino

    Carrot Top?

  13. 13
    Posted 2008-12-19 09:23:47 on Car Crew Gets $17.4 Billion

    Great temporary, psychological relief for employees; albeit a complete sophism.

  14. 14
    Posted 2008-12-18 15:09:36 on The Kind Of Perverse Genius Only The Swiss Could Develop

    See that $5B that we think is undervalued at present levels? In about 4 years it will come back dressed up like $10B... and we can all split it. God Bless America!

  15. 15
    Posted 2008-12-16 11:35:13 on Bernie Madoff’s Next Move

    @25 Diamonds, baby... the only way to launder

  16. 16
    Posted 2008-12-16 08:46:40 on Caption Contest Monday

    "Well, this looks like a good a spot as any - lets bury the diamonds right here... quick, take a picture of us so we can find our way back someday!" That's right, I said DIAMONDS... you heard it here first.

  17. 17
    Posted 2008-12-10 14:22:32 on Advice To Our Hedge Fund Friends, Courtesy Of AQR

    Eeeeeeesh, I'm outta this one... this could get ugly.

  18. 18
    Posted 2008-12-10 14:16:54 on Does Ken Lewis Deserve A Bonus?

    @22 Holy shit dude... awesome post

  19. 19
    Posted 2008-12-08 15:10:54 on Rent Dan Loeb By The Hour

    @ Lowly Assistant(#2) Those magazines aren't for Loeb, they're for the hookers.

  20. 20
    Posted 2008-12-08 13:00:25 on Andrew Cuomo Having None Of This John Thain Bonus Ish
    Freaks Out, Screeches “Enough Is Enough,” Requests Meet And Greet

    Thain is omnisexual... he screws everybody.