Tau

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  1. 1
    Posted 2008-11-20 17:03:17 on Layoffs Watch ’08: JPMorgan

    @14: Sir, there is nothing unpatriotic about killing wideclops...seses

  2. 2
    Posted 2008-11-17 09:36:42 on Deutsche Bank’s German Guilt Ruins Christmas

    How i miss festivus

  3. 3
    Posted 2008-11-13 18:01:29 on So Long As There Are Financial Services Hacks Binging And Purging Vending Machine Snacks, The Market Will Be Okay

    Makes me kinda hungry Vending machines are so sell-side

  4. 4
    Posted 2008-11-13 09:39:32 on This One Goes Out To You, Big Guy

    @1: That looks like a penis - only smaller.

  5. 5
    Posted 2008-11-12 15:20:17 on Someone’s Having A Holiday Party This Year!

    So now these guys have $172 and a nickel to toss around? Kudos

  6. 6
    Posted 2008-11-11 10:30:50 on No Night At The Museum For UBS This Year

    @21: No one gives a sh*t about your bucket shop

  7. 7
    Posted 2008-11-07 17:03:54 on That Was Quite Fast

    @42: At least have enough self-respect to use capital Os

  8. 8
    Posted 2008-11-05 15:49:28 on Layoffs Watch ’08: HSBC Takes Page From Goldman’s Play(a) Book

    Guess Cole and Toscano screwed the pooch

  9. 9
    Posted 2008-10-28 11:06:20 on Let’s Wildly Speculate About Stuff

    GS is to Citadel as Lehman is to Bear?

  10. 10
    Posted 2008-10-28 10:19:43 on WSJ: Despite Best Efforts, Financial Failure Still Not Criminal

    Retribution? Hogwash - the average American needs to realize that many of these 'high-powered' executives lost 95% of their net worth in this debacle (with that number growing by the day). I fail to understand how that is not punishment enough. Granted, this was self-induced pain To An Extent - they flew too high on mortgage-backed wings and the market b*tch-slapped them back to earth. That's the double-down beauty of equity ownership in the companies you work for - you f*ck up - hello poor house. Nobody should be able to say with a straight face that Jimmy Cayne or Dick Fuld were single-handedly (or double-fistedly) responsible for our little economic hiccup.

  11. 11
    Posted 2008-10-28 10:01:00 on That Will Show Them!

    Psh, this is nothing. The IMF is only giving Iceland 2 sticks. Ukraine's sucking on the pipe for 17 and Pakistan's another 15 - that's where the most awesomest parties are going to be

  12. 12
    Posted 2008-10-27 18:35:13 on Market Metastability

    Worthy of Dennis Miller

  13. 13
    Posted 2008-10-27 15:17:34 on Layoffs Watch: B of A

    @99: By no means do I purport to include You in any reference I make to "we". "We" do not mingle with the help. And what do you mean by "more or less a corporate balance sheet"? Perhaps you would like to revisit your insult. Alternatively, I would be happy to provide you with a markup. Thx

  14. 14
    Posted 2008-10-27 11:43:34 on Highbridge, SAC Investors, Line Up

    @13: Put down the kool-aid, your tongue is sickeningly light blue

  15. 15
    Posted 2008-10-27 09:45:21 on Sunday Night Hair Splitting

    @11: Of course it is Not real, names like "Jeffries & Co.", "Robert W. Baird" and "Southern Trust Securities Inc." are obviously made up

  16. 16
    Posted 2008-10-24 15:47:22 on Live-Blogging The Citadel Call

    Hm...silence

  17. 17
    Posted 2008-10-24 15:20:07 on Day Of The Blind Item

    Who else is dialed-in? This should prove to be amusing

  18. 18
    Posted 2008-10-24 15:01:29 on Blind Item

    @12 - Money better devoted to a new timepiece

  19. 19
    Posted 2008-10-24 10:01:09 on Layoffs Watch ’08: AB

    To: 6@alliancebernstein.com CC: 9@smallpenisnmad.com From: tau@ballercapital.com Relax, Thx

  20. 20
    Posted 2008-10-24 09:57:35 on Blind Item

    Correction 32 - everything west OR east of NYC can be accurately described as the "midwest"