TimothySykes

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    Posted 2009-07-30 16:46:52 on Would You Pay Anything For Trader Monthly?

    I bid $1

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    Posted 2009-02-03 13:26:41 on How The Christ Will We Identify The Top 30 Traders Under The Age Of 30 Now?

    I will outlast you all, MOJO, TM, CNBC, etc...whoohahahahahah

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    Posted 2009-01-20 17:45:30 on Write-Offs: 01.20.09

    Dear Dealbreaker Cuble Monkey Readers, It's been a while, but I hope you've been the inverse of as good as I've been. While all of you have been reading DB day and night, desperate for signs as to whether or not you still have your cublicle monkey jobs the next day, I've been gradually building a blogging empire. Either you have read or a friend forwaded you my recent blog post detailing my $80,000+ month in December (happy TIMukah to me!), but if you were too drunk, coked out or just Ivy-League schooled (aka financially illiterate), I understand and thus have linked for your learning pleasure above. Because as your "prestigious" financial firms have been dropping left and right, when joke of an industry magazine 'Trader Monthly' couldn't afford to send out their latest issue-burn bay burn, how you liking 'our average reader make $400,000/year and spends all of it (he actually said that proudly, shows what a bum he is) failed editor-in-chief-of-another-bankrupt-magazine Randall 'don't call me a failure, it hurts too much' Lane----and when your favorite blogger, The Leveraged Sellout's book bombed so bad he had to retire from blogging...well, little short selling penny stock day trader, the "Ryan Leaf" of the trading world not only was up 197% in 2008 on his Tiny TIM account, turning a $12,415 into $45,000ish right as all the-mainstream-marketers-who-rely-on-the-work-of-others-because-they're-too-busy-marketing like Jimmy Boy Cramer & Bill Miller lost 50%--while becoming the top ranked trader out of 15,000+ on Covestor.com, the only website that verifies a finance freak's investments and trades--not only earned a mid-six-figure income in my first year of blogging... (don't worry bitches, I'll post my tax return when the time comes just to rub the money I don't even care about, aka FU Money, in your snobby narrow-minded learning-one-hell-of-an-economics-lesson faces, not only received hundreds, already bordering on a thousand testimonials from happy customers to TIMalerts, not only began creating instructional DVDs that are already revolutionizing the sketchy world of trading coaches....wait I don't even need to reread this paragraph to try to make it sense because my rambling doesn't matter, my strategy and business model are boss and all the lies you've been told by senior cubicle monkeys are helping you understand you have little to no future in finance. But enough small talk, I just felt like saying hello/goodbye and before you leave this joke of industry to ask you for one last favor...I've missed your assumption-making emails in my inbox--now I just have poor people who wanna trade penny stocks (ironically whoa re more solvent than you leverage loving lemmings so please email tim@timothysykes.com so I can have some easy material to blog about...and please write as your-typical-Wall-Street-failure-selves, not as someone who's read all the books in my library, meaning make as many assumptions as possible while doing as little research as possible. Gratzie, Timmayyyyy

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    Posted 2008-09-19 02:04:09 on “The financial terrorism thing has to be put on the table because the regular short sellers are not doing this”

    please, late to the party, i called the SEc out on being terrorirsts back in June: http://timothysykes.com/2008/06/04/why-the-pattern-day-trader-rule-proves-the-sec-rivals-osama-bin-laden-in-terrorism/

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    Posted 2008-09-11 01:59:54 on Write-Offs: 09.10.08

    LOL plebs, keep it up! fact is my blog income has gone from $15k in may to $25k in june, $45k in july, $70k in aug...on track to beat nicely in sept....i dont care what u think of me--if i havent made that clear by now, i apologize--point is i know how to profit from penny stock inefficiencies....all perfectly legal and liquid....thats why dozens of my students are now at the top of Covestor, which verifies all trades, right alongside me...i agree its sad that i'm still #1, but when u have an industry as sad as this one, nothing is very surprsig after a while

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    Posted 2008-09-04 18:14:59 on Tim Sykes Worried About The Negative Effects Of Fame

    @5:56pm that's why my business card says TIMMAY MD

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    Posted 2008-09-04 16:47:39 on Dethroning Tim Sykes?

    haha i love it, let the kids play...but now he's gotta dethrone me from the top of Covestor: http://www.covestor.com/rankings/portfolio?showselector=1

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    Posted 2008-09-03 19:26:00 on Write-Offs: 09.03.08

    the lifetime membership is of course a risk, but the $ gains before i kick the bucket greatly outweigh that risk...risk/reward baby

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    Posted 2008-09-02 23:47:44 on Write-Offs: 09.02.08

    did anybody wish bess a happy birthday?

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    Posted 2008-08-30 03:46:32 on Write-Offs: 08.29.08

    LOL Apu, I'm the guy who's publishing biz model makes more $ than your overhyped job and book combined!

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    Posted 2008-08-19 16:42:40 on What Was Your Best Vacation Ever?

    Debter, r u serious or just inbred? my trading is simply to prove i'm not a BSer and %-wise better than most, especially for those with similar sized accounts...the real $ is in the books/DVDs/subscriptions, u forget 90% of traders lose $, all i gotta do is be right 51% of the time and i beat 99% of the BSers out there...me, I'm a perfectionist, I'm very satisfied with my 90% win ratio, even when detailing all my mistakes, even when telegraphing my trades ahead of time, suck on that piggie

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    Posted 2008-08-06 23:07:40 on Write-Offs: 08.06.08

    LOL, doesnt really matter whatcha think...fact is my trading account is up 90% in the past few months and my readers are banking even more...there's value in that so it doesnt really matter what u incompetent corporate drones think

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    Posted 2008-08-01 23:02:57 on Damn It Feels Good To Be A Banker

    should be called "Damn I'm an idiot for being a published author"...took 2 years to come out, now totally off, latest reason proving me right for creating my own publishing company, i bet i outsell this prick 3 to 1

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    Posted 2008-07-15 18:00:12 on Write-Offs: 07.15.08

    You're damn right I'm gonna give my view on this regulatory bullshit! Don't make me brag about how I was the #1 ranked short selling hedge fund manager 2003-2006. Oops, too late! :)

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    Posted 2008-07-10 21:41:32 on Write-Offs: 07.10.08

    definitely young Sykes...money screwed me up bad and I didn't have much of it! Hopefully Soros matures as I have :)

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    Posted 2008-07-03 14:30:05 on Write-Offs: 07.03.08

    AJ are you fucken kidding me saying my fund was a fraud? Fuck you and the SEC--it was my fault for getting away from my core trading strategy, but in no way did I ever make up #s/falsify documents, rip investors off...in fact, most of my investors broke even, the rest are down 20% (you forget we had 2.5 solid years before the 35% drawodwn--and I do intend on making them whole...just wait PS I love this fucken market, die cockroaches die, my traffic, sales and short selling strategy are all booming, love you incompetent fucks!

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    Posted 2008-06-26 17:32:27 on Write-Offs: 06.26.08

    Please no more guest.

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    Posted 2008-06-17 18:14:17 on Write-Offs: 06.17.08

    Sure, Traitor Monthly is toast

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    Posted 2008-06-13 10:57:14 on Tim Sykes: The Ed Wood Of The Financial Services Industry

    my show is live until 5pm ESt today, ask me any questions u want/rip on me in realtime! http://www.mogulus.com/livestock

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    Posted 2008-06-06 22:05:24 on Tim Sykes Takes Back The Night Via YouTube Skit

    you guys are right, been working too hard, will one of you be my trainer?