WillieBanks

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  1. 1
    Posted 2008-07-29 11:39:52 on Caption Contest Tuesday: Buffett Shows Gates What He Meant By Whorehouse Comment

    Warren Buffet needs to merge with Ludacris in order to survive. Bill Gates is the advisor.

  2. 2
    Posted 2008-07-29 11:11:32 on Own A Piece Of Egret-Loving History

    Haha the Zildjian hat...are you a drummer Anal_yst?

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    Posted 2008-07-28 13:40:27 on Caption Contest Monday

    This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

  4. 4
    Posted 2008-07-25 11:21:37 on Bonus Watch ’08: Morgan Stanley Update

    When do Private Distressed Wealth Buyout associate numbers come out?

  5. 5
    Posted 2008-07-24 17:59:46 on Goldman’s New Buyout Debt Fund

    Guest, there is no mistake. Had Carney not put the comma between "unit" and "Goldman Sach Capital Partners", then he would have made a mistake. He's saying the PE arm is GSCP.

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    Posted 2008-07-22 15:47:54 on Bonus Watch ’08: Morgan Stanley

    The Free Breadsticks division at Fazoli's will be paid bonuses with fictional Willie Banks casino chips (amount per breadstick analyst: $165 mill.)

  7. 7
    Posted 2008-07-21 12:05:56 on Steve Jobs Health Worries As Apple Prepares To Announce Earnings

    Hey guest, look at post #4...probably describes you. Btw, nice pointing out to us all that you have no idea what a ticker symbol is. I'm going to go have some carmel aapls now, peace.

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    Posted 2008-07-18 16:04:23 on Call For Submissions

    48 hours, you can only eat mayo (must finish atleast 5 jars). Only liquid is 1 bottle of water. Cash prize at the end.

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    Posted 2008-07-17 13:10:59 on UBS Exiting Business Of Providing Off-Shore Banking Services To US Clients

    Prince Hans-Adams II needs to merge with James William Bottomtooth in order to survive.

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    Posted 2008-07-17 11:35:31 on Looking At International Solutions To Falling Stock Prices

    Hilarious, I actually built this into my quant models.