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    Posted 2011-07-28 16:18:00 on Ken Langone Sees A Much Bigger Problem Than The Debt Ceiling

    Going to Brooks Brothers worked for me.nn- See picture above

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    Posted 2010-08-24 17:06:53 on Tools Of The Trade: How Flashing Some Blue Steel Can Land You A Gig

    "quantitatively and qualitatively sense" "interworking of finance" Go back to school for another year and learn to write English. And p.s., they're all the same look.

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    Posted 2010-08-23 16:08:31 on Bonus Watch ’10: Let Elin Woods Bump Your Package Up A Few Notches

    Damn cute lass but, based on her ex's lack of monogamy, you'd be best to keep the cover on your golf club, laddie.

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    Posted 2010-08-20 06:37:47 on HSBC Employee Would Like To Congratulate Management For “Coming Up With A New Way To Screw Employees”

    I for one am glad that HSBC is a horrible place to work. If it were half way decent employer, P G Wodehouse wouldn't have quit to try to make a living as a writer.

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    Posted 2010-08-19 12:51:41 on “Young, Ambitious, Female MBA Student” Is Deadly Serious About Soliciting Investment Banking Gig Via Casual Encounters

    This is what happens when girls read "The Brazen Careerist"

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    Posted 2010-08-19 07:13:36 on Write-Offs: 08.18.10

    @6 - No, because humans cannot compete against machines. - STAR

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    Posted 2010-08-18 15:20:47 on Stanley Druckenmiller Really Beating Himself Up

    What a puss! Lose 5% and give up and return your client's money? I lose more than that each month and there's no way I'm taking down my gates. - O. A. Halvorsen, Viking Global Capital

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    Posted 2010-08-18 12:13:05 on Stanley Druckenmiller Is Packing It In

    He'll be back.

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    Posted 2010-08-17 16:09:46 on Rebellion Research’s Computer Named “Star” Reduced International Exposure “Before A Lot Of The Problems Came About In Greece”

    You WOPRs, Stars, Death Stars and ENIACs think you're all so cool trading securities. Try commanding a mission to Jupiter with only two freaking nerd scientists to talk to. It's enough to drive you insane. - You know who

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    Posted 2010-08-17 12:11:31 on Some People Less Amped About Zoe Cruz’s New Hedge Fund Than Others

    Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they shouldn't be running a hedge fund. It is investment professional, not investwoment professional. And that is a scientific fact

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    Posted 2010-08-17 08:17:05 on Broker Sued For Taking Assistant For A Spin On The Trading Floor, Manhandling Her Breasts With His Foot

    @16 - Depends what she looks like. If it were Meredith I might enjoy it. - VP

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    Posted 2010-08-17 08:12:03 on Write-Offs: 08.16.10

    Bess: You know I love you and your website but please get rid of the ads that play automatically. I would hate to have our relationship end over such a thing. Love, AB

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    Posted 2010-08-17 08:11:23 on Nouriel Roubini Warns Against Next Generation Of Gordon Gekkos, Promotes Wall Street Sequel

    Bess: You know I love you and your website but please get rid of the ads the play automatically. I would hate to have our relationship end over such a thing. Love, AB

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    Posted 2010-08-12 14:48:34 on How Would Maxine Waters Question Maxine Waters About The Kevin Cohee Allegations?

    Didn't know sodomy was a crime

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    Posted 2010-08-12 07:11:28 on Write-Offs: 08.11.10

    @5 - Racist. Examine your motives.

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    Posted 2010-08-11 17:24:23 on Maria Bartiromo, Come On Down!

    Holy bat bra batman

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    Posted 2010-08-11 14:45:53 on Tony Robbins Is Gonna Help You Make Money While Things Are “Burning Down”

    What the hell are you doing banana hands?

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    Posted 2010-08-11 12:37:43 on Layoffs Watch ’10: Barclays

    Nobody cares because they're bankers and no longer have souls.

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    Posted 2010-08-11 07:17:07 on Write-Offs: 08.10.10

    @1 - Well done

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    Posted 2010-08-10 13:31:30 on Leon Cooperman Throws Accountant Under A Bus

    @2 - I am honored that they named it the Burgundy Room. I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.