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    Posted 2008-07-29 13:49:54 on The Mystery of The Missing Mammaries

    Oh my god those tits can talk!

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    Posted 2008-07-23 14:28:02 on Tell Lehman How To Fix This Thing

    Once a good friend took about a dozen dudes out all night and we proceeded to gamble, booze, and buy lap dances until the next afternoon. Then he promptly filed for bankruptcy. I'm just sayin'...

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    Posted 2008-07-23 14:18:36 on President Bush: Wall Street Got Drunk And Has A Hangover

    @10:03 You forgot to list "adopting a sensible energy policy" as something else that could prevent a lot of this bollocks. Anyways, when he said "get rid of," he should have meant "price accurately." /jumps out window for taking a position that isn't polar opposite to sitting Prez.

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    Posted 2008-07-22 16:26:35 on NYSE: This Is The Sound Of Impotent Rage

    Because this just happened, the sheer misery of the human condition is now too much for me to take. Also, Bess: marry me.

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    Posted 2008-07-16 12:46:52 on Give It To Him Straight

    "If the applicant is old, say he's too old; fat, say he's too fat..." /Fight Club Reference

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    Posted 2008-07-16 12:01:07 on New Wachovia CEO Steel Turning Things Around, Starting With Company Morale

    Did none of these n00bz have a fucking camera phone?

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    Posted 2008-07-16 10:23:07 on Why Lehman Can’t Go Private

    There's nothing stopping a private company from behaving like a public one in reporting, auditing, being transparent (whatever that might mean), et al. Well, besides the expense, the needlessness of the exercise, the ... ...oh, nevermind.