bank_teller

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  1. 1
    Posted 2009-02-27 09:47:13 on Opening Bell: 02.27.09

    Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right.

  2. 2
    Posted 2009-02-26 19:07:49 on Layoffs Watch ’09: JPM

    i hate you guys.

  3. 3
    Posted 2008-12-16 09:41:23 on Opening Bell: 12.16.08

    @8 -- they go to the same temple

  4. 4
    Posted 2008-12-15 15:35:11 on Caption Contest Monday

    Walk 12 paces west of the large patch of fescue that looks like it shouldn't be there, then 2 feet past the waterline during low tide on the longest day of the year. Buried in three sealed plastic bags, that's where you'll find the money.

  5. 5
    Posted 2008-12-15 14:07:54 on A Little Perspective

    beth, have you seen this one yet? http://www.nypost.com/seven/12152008/photos/bus0e.jpg

  6. 6
    Posted 2008-12-11 10:09:25 on Layoffs Watch ’08: CS

    sucks to get laid off 3 wks before the new year when the payment would be taxed at a much lower bracket. oh well!

  7. 7
    Posted 2008-12-10 16:48:15 on Laid Off? Sober?

    hey single ladies, don't all line up at once!

  8. 8
    Posted 2008-12-08 16:35:19 on CNBC: John Thain Will Not Receive Bonus This Year

    those signs above the doorway are JT's grades

  9. 9
    Posted 2008-12-08 12:03:43 on Get It Off Your Chest

    not so small: http://www.sandralee.info/sandra_lee_pictures/TV_Stills/originals/sandra_lee_tvstill1.jpg

  10. 10
    Posted 2008-12-05 15:29:31 on The Powerful, Powerless

    Evelyn used to come to GS shareholder meetings and continuously call Hank Paulson by his real name, Henry. He hated that.

  11. 11
    Posted 2008-12-04 09:31:29 on Opening Bell: 12.04.08

    the holiday party is: ON

  12. 12
    Posted 2008-12-03 11:40:47 on Here’s Hoping You Can Keep This Sort Of Thing Up As A Bank Holding Company

    maybe dec 2009 perhaps?

  13. 13
    Posted 2008-12-03 09:40:36 on Opening Bell: 12.03.08

    I picture Goldman as a mischievious badger... like a shapeshifter, or a changeling... like that guy, you ever hear of that tv show Manimal? Also, GS already has this so-called "internet banking" and they're really just figuring out how to take away the valuable parts so they only give the dregs to the plebs on the street.

  14. 14
    Posted 2008-12-01 14:37:22 on Dick Fuld Felt (choose one: physical, emotional, overly-dramatic, fabricated) Pain When He Had To Fire Joe Gregory

    i'm going straight to the xword puzzle in my nymag tonight since these cliffs notes are only about a bazillion times more awesome than the real thing could ever be.

  15. 15
    Posted 2008-11-26 12:43:15 on Write-Offs: 11.26.08

    Happy firstgiving!

  16. 16
    Posted 2008-11-21 18:54:40 on Write-Offs: 11.21.08

    http://www.wallstrip.com/2008/11/21/wheres-my-bailout/ What's that on her left hand ring finger?!? She's never had that before. I feel sick. Need some investigative reporting to get this figured out.

  17. 17
    Posted 2008-11-19 17:28:37 on Write-Offs: 11.19.08

    delish

  18. 18
    Posted 2008-11-19 14:30:46 on Morgan Stanley’s Priorities

    hey, what was up with all the denigration of bank tellers in this prior post? i had nothing to do with that conversation and wasn't even around to defend myself, and i think i might take offense. (ref http://dealbreaker.com/2008/11/john-mack-birthday-boy.php) that being said, i would still rub your feet after a long day, bess.

  19. 19
    Posted 2008-11-12 18:41:06 on Write-Offs: 11.12.08

    Gents, do yourself a favor and enjoy today's WS. http://www.wallstrip.com/2008/11/12/the-female-health-company-fhc/

  20. 20
    Posted 2008-11-10 17:55:11 on Write-Offs: 11.10.08

    amazing julie day.