Bess Levin

Posts by Bess Levin

…per the instructions enclosed in a letter sent out by CEO Richard Handler and Chairman Brian Friedman. The short version: Treat junior level employees like they are humans and not life-sized pieces of garbage. The longer version: Read more »

  • 08 Sep 2014 at 2:26 PM

Point72 Asset Management Down One Speed Racer

Paul Orwicz has left the building and maybe burned rubber peeling out of the parking lot. Read more »

“You’re smart, good-looking & successful. You don’t need a dating app to get a date—you’re too popular as it is. But you should join The League,” reads the app’s website. The site invites users to download the app and join the waiting list for its “private alpha.” Once live, it promises to exclude all of the chaff you’d find in those other dating apps, allowing only the very best people to meet each other…So how do you know if you belong in League? The Facebook post offers some clues: “Was it your philanthropic contributions or your impressive college sports career? Your killer smile or your east coast private education? That big-shot CEO that you’re friends with on Facebook or the fact that you’re one of the few singer-songwriters in San Francisco and the odds were just in your favor?” The post continues: “While you don’t know exactly what got you in, you do know that the best things in life are the most selective.” An upside to League, according to League, is that it “screens for quality” and promises “No Randoms” and “No Fakes.” “You’ll never have to wonder if that Harvard hottie is too good to be true on The League,” the website pledges. [BusinessWeek]

  • 08 Sep 2014 at 11:56 AM

Layoffs Watch ’14: HSBC

A whole bunch of bankers and various other members of Team Hongkong and Shanghai Banking Corporation were said to come back from Labor Day to an unfortunate surprise. Read more »


[via @cgasparino]

  • 05 Sep 2014 at 3:16 PM

Pay Hike Watch ’14: Credit Suisse

After having monitored the situation, the House of Dougan has decided its youngest members will be getting base pay raises. Read more »

  • 05 Sep 2014 at 1:42 PM

Mathew Martoma Is Still Going To Jail

Despite his lawyer’s arguments that 1) The government’s key witness can’t be trusted and 2) That whole business with the fake Harvard Law transcripts made him look bad in the eyes of the jury. Read more »

With a strongly worded memo.

Subject: Proper Food Disposal

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