call_me_daddy

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    Posted 2009-09-24 16:54:38 on An Upset In The Derivatives World

    @10 how about you take a lesson in spell check? while you're at in, throw in a pepperoni calzone for me while i give your mother a taste of Jerusalem with my honkin' kielbasa. mozel tov motherfucker

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    Posted 2009-09-24 16:47:38 on Savages Catch Lenny Dykstra On Tape Doing Business Deals

    @13 she only wanted to meet the hymie over the guinea because hooknoses got bigger heads. besides, any woman knows that (for financial reasons) you'd want to ride a goy over a guido anyday!

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    Posted 2009-09-24 16:22:52 on Lehman Being Devoured From The Inside Out

    @26 and how long have you been in the Wall Street field? You were just given a hell of a deal right there. $2 will buy you a pair of pretzels if you find the right vendor, and if you play your cards right, you could also get your daily recommended amount of protein! we gotta have at least one swallower here because bess just spits.

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    Posted 2009-09-24 15:12:20 on Julian Robertson’s Got That Excited/Scared Feeling

    @4 that's the face of an old man busting his last load. i'd hate to have to steam that carpet

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    Posted 2009-09-24 12:05:02 on Michael Moore: FYI, Jesus Would Not Be Down With The Ponzi Scheme That Is Capitalism

    Jesus might not be down with capitalism, but he was down with bonin' hookers. Scorsese really knew how to write good fiction, as do the Christians!

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    Posted 2009-09-24 12:02:25 on The White House Has Heard Just About Enough From Benmosche

    @7 listen granny, if you wanted some candied yams, you could have just asked and i'd take 'em off your chin already.

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    Posted 2009-09-24 12:00:07 on Goldman Sachs Freaked Out Over Being So Damn Good It Hurts

    @25 a tip for busting facials: you don't have to be a Navy Seal to have good aim. Sometimes, you just have to use two hand to get your target. Don't think of additionaly support as a bad thing, the interns won't judge you....just make sure they swallow.

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    Posted 2009-09-24 11:52:37 on Caption Contest Thursday: Just The Two Of Us

    "hey nori, you want to be pitcher or catcher this time?"

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    Posted 2009-09-23 22:37:54 on Michael Moore: Capitalism Is A Ponzi Scheme

    @32 great marketing techique! speaking of rough prison sex, i would bet the house that when Martha Stewart did time in the can, she has more than a few rough, but pleasurable encounters with her penmates. i bet she scissor's like a seamstress.

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    Posted 2009-09-23 20:57:50 on Chinese Bank CEOs Getting Crushed…Comp-Wise

    @11 no, it's a lot more orgasmic than you think.

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    Posted 2009-09-23 19:36:06 on Lindy Boville: RBC Was The One Who Set Me Up With A Ponzi Scheming Boyfriend In The First Place

    and you people cannot tell me that the last name "Railston" didn't say anything?! i'd rail that like an Amtrak car.

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    Posted 2009-09-23 19:31:45 on RBC Trader Fired For Poor Boyfriend Judgment?

    this girl needs a confidence booster; i'd put her on top. nothing says "corporate capable" more then a good backwards cowgirl. -daddy

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    Posted 2009-09-23 19:27:14 on Opening Bell: 09.11.09

    he's got quite the honker. mozel tov!

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    Posted 2009-09-23 19:24:37 on Are We All Enjoying What’s Happening On CNBC Right Now?

    c-cups.

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    Posted 2009-09-23 19:17:32 on Ralph Cioffi May Want To Reconsider His Options

    @3 more young associates. what happens 10 miles from land stays 10 miles from land. just guess what they're using for bait

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    Posted 2009-09-23 19:14:54 on Vladimir Putin Misses His Buddy

    this can only lead to the assumption that Vladimir likes eating the bush.....the Laura Bush that is. "putin it my butt.....on that red bed of yours."

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    Posted 2009-09-23 17:16:53 on Persecution For Italy’s Amnesty Program

    @ 7: only a dipshit would sign a post as "wu tang clan".

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    Posted 2009-09-23 17:11:20 on Would You Spend Your Bonus On This Bed?

    @10: ....or to entertain his male guests, you'd know what i'm talking about, right? pop some Freixenet and bust out the KY because that would look too good in your upper manhattan apartment?

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    Posted 2009-09-23 14:26:14 on With Your Help, Bernie Madoff Will Haunt Secretary’s Bedroom No Longer

    @18: your acting career is off to a rocket start. contact me at Bang Bros......your wife is already there

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    Posted 2009-09-23 14:24:31 on Only The Salt Of The Earth Work For Goldman Sachs

    @4: i don't mind porkin' some fatties