carl spackler

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    Posted 2012-01-03 13:55:17 on Conservative CFA Seeks Employer Looking To Kill Two Birds With One Hire (Making $$$ And Taking Down Commies)

    Be Freud 3?

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    Posted 2011-10-05 14:48:01 on Vending Machine Challenge Underway

    You don't say?

  3. 3
    Posted 2011-06-13 17:27:00 on Zvi Goffer, Brother, Pal Found Guilty On Insider Trading Charges

    Oh.  We can do that.  We don't ever have to have a reason.

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    Posted 2011-02-26 12:50:00 on Bonus Watch ’11: BNP Paribas

    Well played - I hope that reference is not lost on the younger crowd here

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    Posted 2011-02-16 01:16:00 on Steve Cohen, King Of Our Heart, Recounts The Worst Day Of His Life

    Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

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    Posted 2011-02-09 16:08:00 on Mark Sanchez Bangs 17 Year-Old Daughter Of Greenwich Capital Founder In Effort To Gain Access To Top Flight Money Management?

    I would rather titty fuck Rex Ryan with the lights on. Chazz "I snort Viagra" Gasparino

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    Posted 2011-01-27 22:30:00 on When Jamie Dimon Is Asked To Comply With Unreasonable Regulation, He Feels Like He’s Taking It Up The Tailpipe

    You Beast . . . you savage . . .

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    Posted 2010-12-22 22:09:00 on Former Amaranth Investor Not Interested In Nick Maounis’s Holiday Cheer

    I ended up speaking with Veriton Mgt. They said there won't be any money, but when i die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. -Former Amaranth Investor

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    Posted 2010-10-08 18:41:00 on Call The Close, Other Things

    A) 10937.17 B) $389 -samesies.

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    Posted 2010-04-19 05:33:40 on THE MOST IMPORTANT GOLDMAN STORY OF THE DAY (Involves Complaints About A Steamroom)

    new offices = bad karma: Drexel, dead Salomon, dead DLJ, dead When did Lehman last get new offices? Goldman? da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    Posted 2009-12-13 11:55:09 on Adorable Old Lady Weighs In On US Potentially Adopting Bonus Tax

    Edith Bunker, is that you ?

  12. 12
    Posted 2009-09-10 13:01:07 on Jim Rogers: Can We Get Some More Lehmans Up In This Piece?

    Gay bow tie and pathetic comb-over. Child molester for sure.....

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    Posted 2009-09-03 12:12:23 on Racist Crypt Keeper to Bump Hot Chick on Fox Business

    @15 - Penelope is a slut and quit blaming O.J. for your troubles.

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    Posted 2009-03-05 12:33:13 on In Soviet Russia, Agencies Buy You

    When did they make a Russian version of "Deliverance" ?

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    Posted 2009-02-27 13:13:17 on Right. Except That If You Watch His Eyes, He Blinks “Geithner waterboarded me” In Morse Code

    Let's see, "50 cent" is taken, how about "60 cent" - that should be the stock price when they finally show him the door... I think he looks like that little green dude on the Geico commercials, but I couldn't make that work...

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    Posted 2009-02-23 12:50:24 on Thain: I Want To Be Cooperative But Bank Of America Won’t Let Me

    @9 - what wrestling ? That's his mathlete uniform

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    Posted 2008-12-18 15:51:59 on Bonus Watch ’08: Caxton

    @17 - nice touch on the Wall Street quote @5 - see @6

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    Posted 2008-12-17 15:00:49 on Bonus Watch ’08: GS

    @94 - I heard 15 to 20 ( as in years ) Anybody know assistant greenskeeper numbers ?

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    Posted 2008-12-10 14:45:06 on Layoffs Watch ’08: GS

    @44 (Spode) - If your comment has some subtle meaning, kudos, I missed it. If not, you're just plain stupid - 1) It's grammar, not grammer 2) That little mark up high is an apostrophe, not a comma, you lunkhead 3) Regardless, there's no need for an apostrophe 4) The original problem in #22 was the use of "you're" instead of "your". Now then, are you chuckling because you knew all this and you were just being clever, or are you bewildered reading this while you spill your drool cup ? I've got ten bucks on option "b".......

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    Posted 2008-11-21 12:41:40 on Charlie Gasparino’s Plan To Save Citi

    @47 - Quit your whining you little weasel - every firm gets a nickname here, and V is a lame, little dipshit. Citi the same as Jpmc ? Ya, they're exactly the same, only different...